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Crap Present Gift Wrap
Crap Present Gift Wrap

Crap Present Gift Wrap

Not to do yourself a disservice but keep their expectations as low as possible with this self-aware wrapping paper. You can't polish a turd but you can cover it in lots of pictures of turds! Though if… read more
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Crap Present Gift Wrap - RT0940

Not to do yourself a disservice but keep their expectations as low as possible with this self-aware wrapping paper. You can't polish a turd but you can cover it in lots of pictures of turds! Though if you bought your pressie from Scribbler, it can hardly be crap can it? Please note that this sheet is 50x70cm and will be sent folded to keep it nice and safe!
Delivery Option Price Delivery Time
 UK First Class £3.99 per address
  Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days.
 UK Special Delivery £5.99 per address Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 3pm Mon-Fri. 
*Excludes UK Bank Holidays.

In Scribbler's bid to stay green, we are proud to state that the packaging we use to post our gifts is completely eco-friendly and recyclable* - yes, even those pesky fill chips!

*We recognise that we can always do more, and some exclusions do apply. If your item is fragile we may use bubblewrap for extra protection. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier.

Please note that cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

Unfortunately our gift items are not currently available for delivery outside of the UK.

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