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Fucking Brilliant Pencils

  • 10 x graphite eraser-topped pencils
  • For writing and shit
  • 5 gold foiled humourous phrases
  • Standard HB/No. 2
  • There’s nothing like a bit of inspirational … read more

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    Fucking Brilliant Pencils - RZ5110

  • 10 x graphite eraser-topped pencils
  • For writing and shit
  • 5 gold foiled humourous phrases
  • Standard HB/No. 2
  • There’s nothing like a bit of inspirational profanity to get shit done and be fucking brilliant! You’ll feel hella fancy and important every time you write something using these gold foiled graphite pencils.


    The next time someone asks to borrow a pencil, give them a giggle and a bit of motivation thrown in! Whatever you’re writing will instantly sound 10x better, and even if it doesn’t you can quickly rub it out. You’ll not need to scrabble around searching for a plain and boring pencil again!

    The set includes 5 different designs such as “Fuck-a-doodle-do” and “Take note, bitches!” This would make an inspired present for a student, or any adult with a wicked sense of humour.

    Delivery Option Price Delivery Time
     UK First Class £3.99 per address
     Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days.
     UK Special Delivery £5.99 per address Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 3pm Mon-Fri. 
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