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Fart Dictionary

  • There’s a fart in the Fart Dictionary for everyone!
  • Featuring whimsical art work throughout.
  • Ideal gift for fart gigglers.
  • Make it easy to define a fart.
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Fart Dictionary - RZ6743

  • There’s a fart in the Fart Dictionary for everyone!
  • Featuring whimsical art work throughout.
  • Ideal gift for fart gigglers.
  • Make it easy to define a fart.
  • From politics to poetry – this guide has it all.

Ever been so disturbed by your own or someone else’s wind that it’s caused you to want to nickname it? Well, now you can categorise even the foulest of bodily odours thanks to the Fart Dictionary.

Complete with some hilarious artwork, this handy guide gives you some shining examples such as “the apple fart; a fart that keeps the doctor away”, “boomerang fart; a fart which has somehow returned to haunt you” as well as many more.

Dr Johnson would have been proud of this book, it’s a lot funnier than the original dictionary and perhaps even more informative. It’s the perfect gift for any guff criminal in your life and makes great stocking fillers as well as secret Santa presents.

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