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Cum Patch Beach Towel
Cum Patch Beach Towel

Cum Patch Beach Towel

Did someone say lads on tour? Seeing as this beach towel already comes with "patches", what's the harm in adding a few more holiday souvenirs of your own, ey? *Cum stains included. ** Not real cum sta… read more
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Cum Patch Beach Towel - BEACH1007

Did someone say lads on tour? Seeing as this beach towel already comes with "patches", what's the harm in adding a few more holiday souvenirs of your own, ey? *Cum stains included. ** Not real cum stains, we're not animals. Machine washable. 147cm x 100cm - extra-large size! Made from 300gsm microfibre towelling. Please note this product is made to order and is non-returnable.
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RM24 £3.99 per address
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