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Shag Yourself Slim
Forget diets... Forget the gym... Forget everything you knew about losing weight!
Did you know every aspect of shagging burns calories? Fact: a 4-10 minute hand job burns 50 calories - that'… read more
Shag Yourself Slim - SC0273
Forget diets... Forget the gym... Forget everything you knew about losing weight!
Did you know every aspect of shagging burns calories? Fact: a 4-10 minute hand job burns 50 calories - that's the equivalent of 1/3 McDonald's original cheese burger! A happy ending for a Happy Meal, not bad eh?
This novelty book tells you how many calories each position will burn so what are you waiting for? Get shagging and get slim! Please bear in mind this book will not work miracles, it only aids weight loss as part of a calory controled diet.
Delivery Option | Price | Delivery Time |
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UK First Class | £3.99 per address |
Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days. |
UK Special Delivery | £5.99 per address | Next working day tracked service for all orders placed before 3pm Mon-Fri. |
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