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Swearing Valentine's Cards

Swear to love them forever? Wish a Happy F*cking Valentine’s Day to your fellow foul-mouthed lover with our selection of super sweary Valentine’s cards. Send an offensive design to insult your boyfriend or tell your girlfriend exactly what you’ll be doing later with one of our unique, explicit designs. If that’s what floats your boat, why not browse more of our rude & retro Valentine’s cards?

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

Just when you need another way to tell your partner you love them, this Scribbler card comes along.

I Love The Shit Out Of You

Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

A bald statement, but so simple it is sure to make them smile. Great Scribbler Valentine card.

I Fucking Love You

They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

A naughty, yet complimentary, Valentine's card from Whale And Bird.

You're So Beautiful

Twat But I Like You. General Greeting Card by Brainbox Candy. Send this card to someone who you like, even though they can be a bit of a doughnut sometimes.

Twat But I Like You

I Fucking Love You. A cheeky, romantic Valentine's card by Dean Morris for a husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend that you fucking love.

I Fucking Love You

This dog is too hot to trot! Send this cute Jolly Awesome card and make someone smile.

Hot As Fuck

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

Let your partner in crime know that their love sustains you, much like oatmeal, with this Brooklyn Nine Nine inspired card. Name a better duo, we'll wait. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

You Aren'T Some Common Bitch

We Love Minge, by Dean Morris Cards. The haircuts may be atrocious but this card definitely says what needs to be said. Say happy Valentine's to your minge-loving partner-in-crime.

We Love Minge

Flattery will get you anywhere! Well, maybe not anywhere but somewhere! Send this Dean Morris card on Valentine's Day.

Great Pair Of Tits

How many bell ends do they know? You may want to get a P.I it sounds like they're cheating. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Favourite Bellend

Tell your ginger friend how much you love their ginger bollocks with this hilarious card by Buddy Fernandez.

Ginger Bollocks

Tell that special person they make you tingle - and the rest - with this Scribbler card.

Minge Twinge

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