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Swearing Valentine's Cards

Swear to love them forever? Wish a Happy F*cking Valentine’s Day to your fellow foul-mouthed lover with our selection of super sweary Valentine’s cards. Send an offensive design to insult your boyfriend or tell your girlfriend exactly what you’ll be doing later with one of our unique, explicit designs. If that’s what floats your boat, why not browse more of our rude & retro Valentine’s cards?

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

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Don't be a boob, let them know they're the breast with this hilariously naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

You're The Breast

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

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Let your partner in crime know that their love sustains you, much like oatmeal, with this Brooklyn Nine Nine inspired card. Name a better duo, we'll wait. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

You Aren't Some Common Bitch

Twat But I Like You. General Greeting Card by Brainbox Candy. Send this card to someone who you like, even though they can be a bit of a doughnut sometimes.

Twat But I Like You

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Tell that special person they make you tingle - and the rest - with this Scribbler card.

Minge Twinge

Do you have a friend who's always getting nudes sent to them on Snapchat? Then this Jolly Awesome card is the one for them.

Snap-Chat Me Nudes!

We Love Minge, by Dean Morris Cards. The haircuts may be atrocious but this card definitely says what needs to be said. Say happy Valentine's to your minge-loving partner-in-crime.

We Love Minge

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I've just sicked a little in mouth at this card by Scribbler, it manages to be both vile and brilliant at the same time!

Soup Of Day My Jizz

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Sometime's your partner does something silly and you start to wonder why you're with them. Other times they make it all worth it! Send this Scribbler card and show them how much you love them.

Why He Put Up With Her Shit

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

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A card with a number one prize for number one cock sucker on their birthday designed by Boogaloo Stu.

Best Cock Sucker

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Propose a cosy night in with a partner or even a chum with this Scribbler card.

Netflix And Chill

I Really Love You. Oh, And You're A Great Shag. A truthful anniversary or Valentine's card for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend. The good vibes will let you coast for months after this Dean Morris card.

Great Shag

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