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Greetings Anniversary card designed by Banterking

I Knew It Was Love Card

Banterking

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In every relationship, there are two different ways to load the dishwasher: the right way (yours) and the wrong way (theres). Retro style Valentine's card designed by Scribbler.

Fucking Dishwasher Valentine's Card

Scribbler

Nothing says romance like Boris! Make your loved one laugh this Valentine's Day.

Fuck Me Like Boris Fucked The UK Card

This is Awesome

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It's always the thought that counts, right?! The perfect Scribbler design for any long-distance lovers on Valentine's Day.

Using My Hand But Thinking Of You Card

Scribbler

A no so subtle hint at what you're expecting for the evening

Neck, Back, Kitty, Crack Card

Daniella Illustrates

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Send this flirty Valentine's card to your love!

Let's Do It Card

Phaedra Peer

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Their vagina is so good it's they're first A grade!! Perfect for anniversaries or birthdays designed by Boogaloo Stu.

Grade A Card

Boogaloo Stu

There was just something about being in the open-air that really whet her appetite. Hilariously rude design by Whale & Bird.

Bernard's Sausage Tasted Better Outdoors Card

Whale And Bird

Barbara's prize-winning melons were much admired in the village. A generous handful each; he couldn't wait to taste them! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Barbara's Ripe Melons Card

Whale And Bird

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Well, tbh it's a good asset to have! Let them know what body feature is your favourite with this hilarious photo-upload card by Scribbler.

I Love Your Dick Card

Scribbler

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That's one kinky pi?ata! Send this naughty Scribbler design to make someone blush.

Hit Me Harder Card

Scribbler

Send this Jolly Awesome LGBTQ+ Anniversary card to the woman you can always hang loose and be yourself with.

Living Our Best Lives Card

Jolly Awesome

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Don't be a boob, let them know they're the breast with this hilariously naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

You're The Breast Card

Scribbler

Greetings card designed by Banterking

Roses Are Red Card

Banterking

Let your friend know how you feel about them with this Anniversary card by Portico Designs.

You Are Pretty Fucking Awesome Card

Portico Designs

CENSORED! Send this seriously rude Tillovision card to a total knobhead who'll appreciate it.

Magic Horn Card

Tillovision

You give me a bone-r. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Boner Card

You've Got Pen On Your Face

A Anniversary card that's almost as smooth as Darryl Philbin from The Office - BTB!

Bring That Booty Darryl Card

URGHH Card Co.

Send this ridiculously blunt Redback Anniversary card and let them know exactly what they mean to you.

How Much I Care About You Card

Redback

If that doesn't scream love, I don't know what does! Let them know just what they do to you with this hilarious anniversary card by Cunning Linguist.

Give Me A Wide On Card

Cunning Linguist

Don't be vanilla! Send this saucy anniversary card and spell out to your partner exactly what they've got to do to make you melt! Designed by Foggish.

Lick Me Card

Foggish

Crotchless Panties. General Greeting Anniversary card by KissMeKwik. This Anniversary card is both silly and saucy, perfect for anyone who loves a bit of both.

Crotchless Panties Card

KissMeKwik

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Would you prefer your lobster boiled or blown, sir? Make your Valentine's a classy affair by treating your soulmate to this rude King B design.

Lobster Lob On Card

King B

Add A Name

Aw, isn't that romantic? Tell your husband to save his money this Valentine's Day cos lube isn't necessary! Add A Name design by Scribbler.

Gush Like Niagara Falls Card

Scribbler

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