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It was that time in the week when they liked to get the feather duster out and give things a good going over. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Barbara Was Ready To Dust Bernard's Bits Card

Whale And Bird

Send this cheeky card for valentine's day!

I Like Uranus, Rude Valentine's Card

Amelia Ellwood

Greetings Anniversary card designed by Banterking

I Promise To Always Be By Your Side Card

Banterking

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Send your love this humorous Valentine's card.

Super Moist Card

Phaedra Peer

Tell your partner you love them with this Dean Morris card, even if they're a bit of a knobhead!

Big Knob Head Card

Dean Morris Cards

A naughty, yet complimentary, Valentine's Anniversary card from Whale And Bird.

You're So Beautiful Card

Whale And Bird

This Valentine's card by Dean Morris is perfect for any man who prides himself on his nice cock. Obviously, we are talking about poultry farmers and cocks of the feathered variety. You knew that right?

Nice Cock Card

Dean Morris Cards

Send love to your Valentine with this super cute and fun LBGQT+ inspired Valentine's card!

I'm Gay For You - Happy Valentine's Day Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Wish a happy Valentine's Day to your favourite dickhead with this fun Valentine's Day card!

Happy Valentine's Day Dickhead

Helen Thompson

New In

Wish your bestie a Happy Galentine's Day and let her know how she can take care of herself with this funny self-care guide greeting card designed by Cupsie's Creations.

Happy Galentine's Day Card, Self-Care Guide

Cupsie's Creations

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Well I never! Let's hope they're up for that, it sounds messy. Send this hilarious Scribbler Anniversary card to someone who loves a bit of guac door action.

Smash Your Guac Doors In Card

Scribbler

Ooh I love this track. Is that a Semi, Bernard? Cheeky design by Whale & Bird.

Barbara Was Enjoying A 12 Inch Card

Whale And Bird

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Even Leo DiCaprio couldn't refuse such a cute pussy! Send this naughty Valentine's card and maybe she'll let you play with it later. Designed by Scribbler.

Nice Pussy Valentine's Card

Scribbler

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It's a 5-star luxury resort, you feel very lucky to be allowed to stay! Tell them what a wonderfully warm and cosy resort they have with this Scribbler Valentine's card.

Google Review Vagina Card

Scribbler

Greetings Anniversary card designed by Banterking

I Like Every Bone In Your Body Card

Banterking

Does your lover make you wetter than an otter's pocket? If so, let them know with this hilarious Anniversary card by Brainbox Candy.

You Make Me Wetter Than An Otters Pocket Card

Brainbox Candy

If your partner loves big butts and cannot lie send him this funny Anniversary card.

Bum Card

Nicola Jo Studio

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Without them, you're empty inside, literally and figuratively! Send this crude Scribbler design to proposition someone on Valentine's Day.

You Complete Me Card

Scribbler

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This pinata's a little on the kinky side! This hilarious Scribbler card is perfect for anyone who's in for a spanking!

Spank That Ass Card

Scribbler

Dirty martini? Mix things up this Valentine's Day by sending a gin lover this Loveday card and olive your love.

Let's Get Dirty Card

Loveday

What a lovely image! It doesn't get muchmore romantic than this Valentine's Anniversary card by Cunning Linguist.

Like The Clap Loves A Whore Card

Cunning Linguist

Hello Gorgeous! Fancy A Shag? Well, with a proposition like that you're assured of a great night. A great anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris.

Hello Gorgeous Fancy A Shag Card

Dean Morris Cards

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All that training come in handy? Get ready to strike hard and show them what you're really made of this Valentine's Day! Designed by Scribbler.

Wanna See My Cobra Card

Scribbler

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Hmm this popcorn tastes particularly salty� Skip the romance and fast forward straight to the action this Valentine's Day. Designed by Scribbler.

Naughty Netflix And Chill Valentine's Card

Scribbler

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