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Bernard was a very enthusiastic partner but his balls were going wild and flying everywhere so it was hard to get a good session going. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Bernard's Balls Were Definitely Out Card

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Sounds like a delicious ride! Let them know what you've got planned for your anniversary with this hilariously naughty Jeffrey & Janice card.

Going For A Ride On His Massive Sausage Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Ooh I love this track. Is that a Semi, Bernard? Cheeky design by Whale & Bird.

Barbara Was Enjoying A 12 Inch Card

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Two of a kind? Send this Scribbler design to your partner in crime and fellow chocolate-quilted shit pig!

Happy As Pigs In Shit Card

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It was that time in the week when they liked to get the feather duster out and give things a good going over. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Barbara Was Ready To Dust Bernard's Bits Card

Whale And Bird

Some people get really mushy on Valentine's Day. Why not join in with this Mint card?

Mushy Peas Card

Mint

Why not share the love this Valentine's Anniversary card by Jolly Awesome?

Love Pug Card

Jolly Awesome

No one wants a sad bottom! Send this hilariously cheeky and totally real (we hope) street sign to give someone a good laugh. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Happy Bottom Card

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In every relationship, there are two different ways to load the dishwasher: the right way (yours) and the wrong way (theres). Retro style Valentine's card designed by Scribbler.

Fucking Dishwasher Valentine's Card

Scribbler

This adorable Anniversary card by Jolly Awesome is perfect to send to let someone know how you feel about them.

You Make Me Smile Card

Jolly Awesome

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Must have a lot of experience... in farming I mean! Personalise this naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler and compliment your partner's skills.

How To Handle A Cock Card

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Although she was usually very loyal, when it was right there in front of her Barbara simply couldn't resist the temptation! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Giving Jim's Willie A Little Stroke Card

Whale And Bird

Send this childish Brainbox Candy card to your other half this Valentine's and make them smile!

Happy Valentine's Poo Face Card

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We've found the perfect wingman! Joey from FRIENDS but make it set in the animal kingdom. Designed by Scribbler.

Owl You Doin Card

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Send your partner this cheeky banana and I dare say you'll never split! Designed by Scribbler.

I Find You Ap-Peel-Ing Card

Scribbler

Best compliment you could give a gal? This Dean Morris Anniversary card gets to the point and provides a nice kitty picture too.

Nice Pussy Card

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Swallow. General Greeting Anniversary card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude Anniversary card.

Swallow Card

KissMeKwik

Yes, the beaver has returned to the British Isles and is making a strong resurgence in all the right areas. Dean Morris has this Anniversary card to celebrate the fact.

Nice Beaver Card

Dean Morris Cards

You need them as much as you need your heart. Make your partner smile with this super cute Engagement card from Huetribe.

One Heart Card

Huetribe

Unfortunately, Bernard really isn't up to much as a partner. She'll have to find someone else's balls to play with! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Barbara Had Been Blowing For Ages Card

Whale And Bird

This Valentine's card by Dean Morris is perfect for any man who prides himself on his nice cock. Obviously, we are talking about poultry farmers and cocks of the feathered variety. You knew that right?

Nice Cock Card

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You've got her the Anniversary card, brownie points for you - now let's get down to the good stuff! A funny and only half joking Scribbler Anniversary card to send your girlfriend.

My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card

Scribbler

The best thing about naked rambling for Barbara, was getting to go up Bernard's Pike. Rude design by Whale & Bird.

Barbara Was Looking Forward To A Stiff One Card

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Phwooar, take a look at that pair of tits over there Nigel! All birds of course, get your mind out the gutter. Designed by Scribbler.

Nice Boobys Card

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