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Swallow. General Greeting Anniversary card by KissMeKwik. When dating etiquette and bird watching collide, the results are this hilariously crude Anniversary card.

Barbara Was Looking Forward To A Stiff One Card

Whale And Bird

Best compliment you could give a gal? This Dean Morris Anniversary card gets to the point and provides a nice kitty picture too.

Barbara Was Ready To Dust Bernard's Bits Card

Whale And Bird

Send this childish Brainbox Candy card to your other half this Valentine's and make them smile!

Happy Valentine's Poo Face Card

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In every relationship, there are two different ways to load the dishwasher: the right way (yours) and the wrong way (theres). Retro style Valentine's card designed by Scribbler.

Fucking Dishwasher Valentine's Card

Scribbler

Ah, I see what they did there! Ladies, send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) road sign to your lover. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Welcome To Muff Please Dive Carefully Card

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Why not share the love this Valentine's Anniversary card by Jolly Awesome?

Annoy For The Rest Of My Life Card

Brainbox Candy

He took a confident swing but seemed to miss the green completely and end up in a rough patch! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Bernard Couldn't Fine Barbara's Last Hole Card

Whale And Bird

Warning: card may contain nuts. Profess your love to your other half on Valentine's Day with this Mint design.

Bernard's Balls Were Definitely Out Card

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You've got her the Anniversary card, brownie points for you - now let's get down to the good stuff! A funny and only half joking Scribbler Anniversary card to send your girlfriend.

Barbara Hadn't Touched Bernard's Conkers Card

Whale And Bird

Take a leap and confess your feelings with this toadally cute Valentine's Anniversary card by Mint.

Toadally In Love With You Card

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Don't say 'I don't mind'! If you're just as indecisive as each other, send this relatable, retro Valentine's card to your make your other half laugh. Designed by Scribbler.

What's For Dinner Retro Valentine's Card

Scribbler

Someone this damn sexy certainly deserves a Valentine's Card. Just who will you send it too?

I Love You You Sexy Beast Card

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