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Valentine's Cards For Him

Looking to seduce the number one guy in your life? Browse our large selection of Valentine’s Day cards for him and shower him with compliments. You know, like how he has a great bum, and other equally romantic sentiments! Find a Valentine’s card to please your husband, fiancé or boyfriend and have him laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. Alternatively, check out our range of Valentine’s cards for her.

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Send this cute and funny card to a loved one to tell them how much you fucking love them! The perfect card to celebrate an anniversary, friendship, Valentine's Day or just to send a smile.

I Fucking Love You

Send this cute pun illustrated gooses - You Give Me Goosebumps card to a loved one to celebrate your Anniversary, Valentine's Day or just to show them you love them!

You Give Me Goosebumps!

There is no bigger proof of true love than going to Hasting to get bread for someone... right...? (Unless you live in Hastings)

Hastings For Bread

My heart loves your heart. Sometimes the simplest words are the most heartfelt. Design by Nikki Miles for Whale & Bird.

My Heart

Send this cheeky card to your partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife to thank them for the orgasms! The perfect funny card to celebrate an anniversary or Valentine's Day.

Thanks For The Orgasms

Compliment your main squeeze and make them smile by sending this seriously sweet Scribbler card.

You're Sublime

If humans were flowers i'd pick you. Let them know you choose them with this sweet floral card. Design by Nikki Miles for Whale & Bird.

Pick You

Send your loved one a saucey banana!

I Find You Appealing

Tell that special someone you think they're pretty in their own way and ask them to the aquarium with this romantic, Atypical inspired Scribbler card.

You're My Penguin

In the words of Dwight Schrute, form an alliance with your favourite person... How could they resist?

Love Alliance

Just a little spooky, murderous, dark humour for the favourite human in your life. Designed by URGHH Card Co.

Love Skull

Show someone how much you love them by sending them this quirky, cute and a little bit weird card featuring a little Axolotl holding a heart!     Designed by Jess Moorhouse

I Love You AxoLOTl

Tell someone special how much you love them with this playful card!

Whaley Love You

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