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Valentine's Cards For Him

Give your guy a reason to blush this Valentine’s Day. With a huge selection of hilariously uncouth cards to choose from at Scribbler, it’s easier than you think!

With awesome designs, pop culture vibes and one-liners covering everything from silly and suggestive to straight-up rude, win his heart with all the right words - and the best selection of Valentine’s Day cards for him online.   

Crush of the month or love of your life. LGBTQ+ or straight. It doesn’t matter - we’ve got cards for your blind date, your boyfriend, your fiancé or your husband!

Check out our cards featuring original pop culture art on everything from Stranger Things to Louis Theroux or go for something a little soppier with some of the cutest animal cards you’ve ever seen.  And if it’s saucy you’re after, one of our hilarious rude Valentine’s Day cards for him has you covered!

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

Create your own little bubble of happiness and start planning your forever together! Send your partner this romantic Mr Wonderful design.

Making Plans

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The great thing about having no morals is anything goes! Make your loved one laugh with this Trump inspired Scribbler card.

Win Your Heart

Send this funny Lucy Maggie card to the coolest person you know and they'll be buzzing to receive the compliment.

You Are So Fly

Ooh la la! Add a bit of romance and mystery to your usual nights in front of the telly and send your partner this cheeky proposition. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

And Chill

Why not share the love this Valentine's card by Jolly Awesome?

Love Pug

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Boo Bees, by Jelly Armchair. Boobees have never been so delightful. This ghosties definitely won't give you a fright! Send this paranormal card before these boo bees haunt you!

Boo Bees

If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever

Add A Name
You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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Who's a good boy?! Seduce a corgi lover this Valentine's Day with a face they just can't say no to! Designed by Scribbler.

Because You're Corg Eous

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

We love olive of the food puns, particularly this one! Express your feelings with this cute Doodles From My Brain design.

Olive You So Much

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

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