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Valentine's Cards For Him

Give your guy a reason to blush this Valentine’s Day. With a huge selection of hilariously uncouth cards to choose from at Scribbler, it’s easier than you think!

With awesome designs, pop culture vibes and one-liners covering everything from silly and suggestive to straight-up rude, win his heart with all the right words - and the best selection of Valentine’s Day cards for him online.   

Crush of the month or love of your life. LGBTQ+ or straight. It doesn’t matter - we’ve got cards for your blind date, your boyfriend, your fiancé or your husband!

Check out our cards featuring original pop culture art on everything from Stranger Things to Louis Theroux or go for something a little soppier with some of the cutest animal cards you’ve ever seen.  And if it’s saucy you’re after, one of our hilarious rude Valentine’s Day cards for him has you covered!

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

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The great thing about having no morals is anything goes! Make your loved one laugh with this Trump inspired Scribbler card.

Win Your Heart

Send this funny Lucy Maggie card to the coolest person you know and they'll be buzzing to receive the compliment.

You Are So Fly

Create your own little bubble of happiness and start planning your forever together! Send your partner this romantic Mr Wonderful design.

Making Plans

Ooh la la! Add a bit of romance and mystery to your usual nights in front of the telly and send your partner this cheeky proposition. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

And Chill

Why not share the love this Valentine's card by Jolly Awesome?

Love Pug

They stand out to you! Send this funny Doodles From My Brain card to your number one and make them feel special.

You're One In A Chameleon

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

These ghosties definitely won't give you a fright on Halloween! Send this paranormal Jelly Armchair card before these boo bees come to haunt you!

Boo Bees

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

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Let someone know you'd be willing to cook them an omelette whenever they wanted one with this card designed by Scribbler.

You're Tidy And I Loves You

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

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This is bloody disgusting and you definitely know someone who'll appreciate this brand of humour. We'll take the lentil thanks. Designed by Scribbler.

Fifty Pound Lentil

When it hasn't been your day, week, month, or even year! Send this comforting Dean Morris card to a friend who's always there for you when life gets sh*t.

Everything Is Shit

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

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