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Valentine's Cards For Her

Is she the queen of your heart, the apple of your eye, the butter on your toast? Tell her she’s special to you, with one of Scribbler’s cute and funky Valentine’s Day cards for her. Our online store has a wide range of Valentine’s cards for your girlfriend, wife or fiancée, featuring unique designs and messages covering everything from sassy to silly to straight-up sappy. Win her heart with the right words this year, courtesy of Scribbler.

Unique Valentine’s Day Cards for Women

Scribbler’s pop culture-savvy cards let suave screen icons do the talking for you – let Nic Cage, Jon Snow or Professor Dumbledore wish her a happy Valentine’s Day as only they can! Or perhaps food puns are more your style? Tell that cutie not to go bacon your heart, or ask her for an avo-cuddle. You can also opt for something naughtier, with our selection of saucy and suggestive Valentine’s messages. Whatever her tastes might be, we’ve got the perfect Valentine’s Day card for her.

Scribbler’s Valentine’s Day designs also include a choice of LGBTQ+ cards, as well as friendship cards for your besties.

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

Create your own little bubble of happiness and start planning your forever together! Send your partner this romantic Mr Wonderful design.

Making Plans

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The great thing about having no morals is anything goes! Make your loved one laugh with this Trump inspired Scribbler card.

Win Your Heart

Ooh la la! Add a bit of romance and mystery to your usual nights in front of the telly and send your partner this cheeky proposition. Designed by Lucy Maggie.

And Chill

Why not share the love this Valentine's card by Jolly Awesome?

Love Pug

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Boo Bees, by Jelly Armchair. Boobees have never been so delightful. This ghosties definitely won't give you a fright! Send this paranormal card before these boo bees haunt you!

Boo Bees

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

When it hasn't been your day, week, month, or even year! Send this comforting Dean Morris card to a friend who's always there for you when life gets sh*t.

Everything Is Shit

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys really gouda together! Make your partnerlt and show them you brie-long together with this ever so slightly cheesy Valentine's card. Personalised design by Scribbler.

Queso Much About You

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

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