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Valentine's Cards For Her

Looking to seduce the number one lady in your life? Browse our large selection of Valentine’s Day cards for her and shower her with compliments. You know, like how she has fantastic breasts, and other equally romantic sentiments! Find a Valentine’s card to please your wife, fiancée or girlfriend and have her laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. Alternatively, check out our range of Valentine’s cards for him.

Rude Cards?
There's nothing quite like stalking your partner and invading their privacy to show them how much you love them... Said no one ever! (Apart from Joe Goldberg...)

Oh You?????

We do not condone the burning of donkeys by any means... But you can't help what vampires get up to in their spare time? If your heart is burning for someone, let the know with this hilarious Nadja card inspired by What We Do In The Shadows!

Burning Donkey Love

A new take on a classic sentiment. this card features adorable moon and star characters surrounded by the text "I love you to the moon and back"        Designed by Jess Moorhouse

To The Moon And Back

Send your friend or family this funny Anniversary or Valentine's card

Coffee Shop?

Just like Whitney said. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I Will Always Love You

Cute greeting card for the sweetest person. Ideal for someone special of for Valentine's Day.

You Are The Sweetest

Like totally nutty, cashews and all. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I'm Nutty About You

These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

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Is your partner a ketchup addict? Treat them to this cute Scribbler card to celebrate your anniversary and leave them blushing!

From My Head To-Ma-Toes

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

There's no right or wrong way to read this card. How will you want your recipient to read it?

I Love You

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

Duunn dunnn... duuunnn duun! Try adding an element of danger into the bedroom by singing the Jaws theme song and see how your partner reacts. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Can't Wait To Taste You

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Forgotten your anniversary again? Suck up to someone you love and get back in the good books with this sweet design by Scribbler.

Sucker For You

It's getting steamy in here! Hot things up on Valentine's Day with this mouth-watering food pun, designed by Scribbler.

Bao Chicka Wow Wow

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

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