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Valentine's Cards

Love is officially in the air and whatever your relationship status we’ve got you covered this Valentine’s Day! Whether you’re playing it cool, crushing hard or already coupled up, send sweet nothings or cheeky one-liners with the funniest, rudest or most romantic Valentine’s card you can find. Browse our online selection of trending Valentine’s cards, perfect for the one you fancy, be it a design for your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife.

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Scribbler card for the one who'll still love you in your carbohydrate, sequined-jumpsuit, young-girls-in-white-cotton-panties, waking-up-in-a-pool-of-your-own-vomit, bloated-purple-dead-on-a-toilet phase.

I Was Just Asking

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If you're old school, like pre-Google, send your partner this romantic design by Scribbler to prove that you're a total dream team.

Mulder To My Scully

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If they're in the room with you, tell them you love them almost as much as lamp with this funny, film inspired design by Scribbler.

I Love Lamp

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Haven't had any complaints! Send this cheeky, TV inspired card to your favourite cock destroyer and see if they get the joke. Designed by Scribbler.

How's Your Head

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Don't wait for your lives to be over - tell them you love them now! This memeworthy Scribbler card is perfect for romancing an old-school TV drama lover.

Dawson Loves Crying

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Your own brand of sexy! Send a slice of campy, draggy humour to your fave queen with this TV inspired Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Fancy A Slice

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I wrote you everyday! If she loves Ryan Gosling, do whatever it takes to make her swoon on Valentine's Day with this film inspired design by Scribbler.

I'm A Fucking Bird

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

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Love at first sight is a wonderful thing. This Scribbler card puts it perfectly.

You had me at hello

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This is bloody disgusting and you definitely know someone who'll appreciate this brand of humour. We'll take the lentil thanks. Designed by Scribbler.

Fifty Pound Lentil

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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Do you guys do what otters do and sleep holding hands? If so that's adorable but how do you not get too warm?! Send this lovely Scribbler card to your otterly amazing wife.

Otterly Awesome Wife

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

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Come on baby light my fire! Show them how brilliant they are with this cute Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Perfect Match

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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

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Hopefully he's the only one you've got! Let him know how loved he is with this brilliant card by Scribbler.

To My Favourite Husband

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

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Let someone know you'd be willing to cook them an omelette whenever they wanted one with this card designed by Scribbler.

You're Tidy And I Loves You

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What every Boyfriend wants to hear, even if it's not 100% true... He's got to know his manliness is up to your standards for his ego to stay tip top! Designed by Scribbler.

Mr Big Dick

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

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Send this iconic, Come Dine With Me inspired design to wish your loved one a sad little Valentine's and hope it makes them very happy. Designed by Scribbler.

Have All The Grace

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