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Swearing Mother's Day Cards

Swear she’s the best mum ever? If you got your foul-mouth from your mama, wish her a Happy F*cking Mother’s Day with our selection of fantastically sweary cards. Send some colourful language to really make her laugh and sum up your entire relationship with one unique and explicit design. If that’s what floats your boat, why not browse more of our rude & retro Mother’s Day cards?

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Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A Birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter Ffs Card

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I honestly can't think where she gets it from! Give this Whale & Bird Birthday card to a parent with a potty mouth.

Naughty Word In Class Today Card

Whale And Bird

But they're worth the price, and the cost of therapy! Go all out and send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Two Fucking Deer Card

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Make them smile with this card inspired by Gordon Ramsey.

Mum, You're Fucking Unbelievable - Gordon Ramsey Card

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TMI! Help a little one to send their mum this hilarious Mother's Day card and apologise for any damage caused. Hopefully it was worth it! Designed by Scribbler.

Big Fat Head Mother's Day Card

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'Thanks for dealing with my shit'. Let Mum or Dad know how grateful you are to them with this funny card. Mid Mod Cards by Jennifer Finnigan Design.

Diolch Am Ddelio Gyda Fy Shit Card

Jennifer Finnigan Design

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A special treat from your favourite Santa Paws! Help your puppy say Merry Christmas with this design by Scribbler.

May Look Cute Card

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Say thank you to your amazing Mum for putting up with all your shit with this fun, floral Mother's Day card.

Happy Mother's Day, Thanks For Putting Up Me Card

Helen Thompson

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Send some love to your mum and Mother's Day wishes with this fun and rather cheeky card!

Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina - Happy Mother's Day Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Looking after your own kids is only bearable because they!re yours, how do baby sitters do it. A Mother's Day card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

My Little Shits Card

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The moment when you realise that you've somehow turned into your Mother! Good job she's so brilliant, eh! Send this photo-upload card by Scribbler on Mother's Day. Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

Like Mother Like Daughter Card

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Shagging Dad Type Mother's Day Card

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Being a Mum is much harder than a full-time job, so say thank you with this Mother's Day card by Dean Morris.

A Mothers Work Is Never Done Card

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Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card

Do Something David

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Four Words Card

Do Something David

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Make your mum or dad laugh with this perfectly disgusting yet accurate analogy on parenthood. Designed by Scribbler.

Having Kids Is Like Having Diarrhea Card

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My Shit From The Cat Mother's Day Card

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Thanks For Banging Dad That One Time Card

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Taking a shit on your own is amazing I feel sorry for people that don!t have that blessing. A Mother's Day card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

What I Do For Fun Card

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Keep My Shit Together Card

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This crazy Tillovision Christmas card is laugh out loud funny and ridiculously rude - look away kids, the wheelie bins are having a moment!

Fucking Rubbish Christmas Card

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Are they getting that old that they are pissing themselves while sneezing? A Mother's day card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Pissing Yourself When Sneezing Card

Cunning Linguist

Mother's Day card based on the series Schitt's Creek.

Oh Schitt, Its Mother's Day Card

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Make sure your Mum has some wines and plenty of ham so she doesn't starve, potentially to death on Mother's Day. Gavin & Stacey inspired card by Scribbler.

I Love You Like Pam Loves Ham Card

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