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Swearing Mother's Day Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

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Do you ever get the feeling you were an accident? Send Mum this Scribbler card from a safe distance.

Child-Proofed The House

How fantastic? Bloody fantastic! And don't worry, we all know you learned the swearing from her. Dean Morris card tells it like it is.

Bloody Fantastic

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

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When you're a child, there's questions you should avoid . What's for dinner Mum, is definitely one of them! Exclusive to Scribbler.

Eat What You're Given

Not sure we remember this one! Maybe you know a parent who's forever *this* close to snapping? Remind them to have patience with this Whale & Bird design.

Straight To Sleep

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This Scribbler card is perfect for that moment when you realise you've turned out EXACTLY like your Mum!

Like Mother Like Daughter

Say thank you to your lovely Mum with this great Dean Morris card. She wiped your baby bum, so she literally had to put up with your shit!

Thanks Mum

Do you have a mum who can see the funny side of a poem? If so, this Brainbox Candy card is the one for you.

A Mother's Day Poem

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Life is too short so, why not say how much you pugging love your Mum.

Mum, I Pugging Love You

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If you have an honest relationship with your Mum, let her know that there's no other womb you'd rather have grown in, with this rude Mother's Day card. Photo-upload design by Scribbler. Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

Forever Grateful

Send this bloody brilliant Dean Morris card to your Mum and tell her how much you care.

Bloody Amazing

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Smells like take-out for dinner again! Unlike The Rock's wrestling persona, she's not a chef but you love her regardless. Personalised Mother's Day design by Scribbler. Don't forget you can personalise this card with Mum, Mummy, Mama Bear or whatever the heck you call her!

Can You Smell What Is Cooking

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Even though it's really just a clever ruse to wake you up and get you out of bed in the morning! Thank her anyway with this Scribbler design on Mother's Day.

Cuppa In Bed

What wouldn't you do to see the expression on your friends face when they read this Brainbox Candy card?

I Wiped My Bum

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