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Swearing Father's Day Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Not everyone has a relationship where they can get soppy with their Father. If you're more comfortable exchanging insults, then forget Thank you and say Fuck You Dad with this Scribbler design.

Fuck You Dad

Grandad. There's nothing more thoughtful and effective than an acrostic poem at showing someone just what you think of them. We hope your Grandad feels really special when he receives this Scribbler Father's Day card. This yellow Father's Day card says Grandad.


It's Father's Day, so make sure your Dad takes it easy! Send him this awesome Scribbler card and put a smile on his face.

Never Mind The Bollocks

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Whether it's your Dad, Step Dad or Grandpa, present him with this thoroughly deserved award and see if he'll crack a smile. Personalised Father's Day card by Scribbler.

You Earned It

If this is straight out of your Dad's crappy joke repertoire, then get your own back with this funny Father's Day design by Scribbler.

Your Jokes Are Shit

Every Dad would be proud to be regarded as the dog's doodahs. Scribbler card for the best father.

Badger's Nadgers

Happy Father's Day Grandad. Give a special shoutout to your Grandad this Father's Day for being prehistoric but still always up for a laugh! Rude design by Scribbler.  This green Father's Day card says Grandad You Fucking Fossil.

Happy Father's Day Grandad

Is your Dad broad-minded, or do you resent Father's Day and want to annoy him? This Scribbler card covers both.

Bad Ass Bitch

Thank your Dad for making you the winning sperm with this rude Father's Day design by Scribbler.

Thanks For Not Jizzing

I Love You Dad, You Old Fucker. A heart-warming, if rude, birthday or Father's Day card by Dean Morris for your beloved ageing daddy. He does already know that word, doesn't he?

Old Fucker

Some might say that Mums get much nicer cards than Dads and we'd say: fuck, that's probably true. But no one would call their Mum a bellend, would they? Designed by Scribbler.

Certificate Of Achievement

I've Turned Into My Father, by Scribbler.You've tried to fight it, but slowly and surely you have become your dad! Show him that you don?t really mind that much with this hilarious card.

I've Turned Into My Father

There's nothing wrong with being a weird, fat, hairy wanker thank you very much! Gently insult your Dad this Father's Day with this hilarious card by Scribbler.

Dad Bingo

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