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I Love You Dad, You Old Fucker. A heart-warming, if rude, birthday or Father's Day card by Dean Morris for your beloved ageing daddy. He does already know that word, doesn't he?

Father's Day Chocolate Sweary Card

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Send your dad a huge thank you this Father's Day. If he deserves a medal for putting up with all your shit, this is the card for him!

Thanks Putting Up With My Shit Dad Father's Day Card

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If you inherited your dad's potty mouth, make him laugh with this sweary, retro style Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Happy Father's You Giant Stinky Turd Card

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Dad You're A Fucking Legend. A praise-filled Father's Day or birthday card by Dean Morris for the man of the moment. Show him how proud of him you are today and every day.

Thanks For Making Me The Fastest Card

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Absolutely no one wants to think about their Dad's balls. If you want to give yourself nightmares, send your Dad this revolting Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Thanks For Giving Me Life Card

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Happy Father's Day You Grumpy Old Bastard Card

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Help your dog celebrate Father's Day with their human with this funny card!

Licked The Envelope Myself! (after My Bum) Card

The Boy And The Bear

Put Your Feet Up Dad, You Lazy Git. This is his day for celebration and relaxation. No different to any other day, then. A brilliant Father's Day or birthday card for your idle dad, as long as he thinks you're joking.

A Quid For Every Minute - Father's Day Card

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Whether it's your Dad, Step Dad or Grandpa, present him with this thoroughly deserved award and see if he'll crack a smile. Personalised Father's Day card by Scribbler.

As Funny As You Think You Are Card

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Hey, like father like son! Thank your dad for a job well done with this hilariously rude Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Dad Well Sone For Raising Such A Card

Scribbler

Use this Birthday card to tactfully suggest that maybe... just maybe, he's past the motorbike stage of his midlife crisis with this Brainbox Candy Birthday card.

Dad's Life Card

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Rude Father's Day Cards