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Cheeses Of Nazareth. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik.Cheesy jokes are essential at Christmas and it doesn't get much cheesier than this!

Cheeses Of Nazareth Card

KissMeKwik

This cat's feline festive AF in its little knitted stockings. Spread Christmas cheer with this card by Dean Morris.

Festive Af Card

Dean Morris Cards

But they're worth the price, and the cost of therapy! Go all out and send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Two Fucking Deer Card

Tillovision

Take a leaf out of Patsy's book and celebrate every day like it's Christmas. Cheers, sweetie darling! Designed by Foggish.

Cheers Sweetie Card

Foggish

The exact thought process when it's nearly Christmas, you haven't bought all your cards yet, and you really don't give a shit. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Fuck It This'll Do Card

Buddy Fernandez

Send a Tigerlily card and let this very fine fox convey your Christmas greetings.

Festive Fox Card

Tigerlily

I think that may be the wrong kind of c!. You know what never mind, merry Christmas! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Presents Prosecco And Cock Card

Bold and Bright

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Bring out the wine! This Hilarious Christmas card by Scribbler is perfect for anyone born on the 25th.

Party Like It's My Birthday Card

Scribbler

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What a lovely pair of? baubles! Send this Scribbler Christmas card and put a smile on their face.

I Like Hanging With You Card

Scribbler

Sexy Christmas. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik.Wish someone a merry Christmas with the help of 5 sexy Santas.

Sexy Christmas Card

KissMeKwik

Christmas is a time to be surrounded by friends and family remember that with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Christmas Friends Card

Bold and Bright

There's always an annual Christmas argument, so send this Modern Toss to someone you plan on arguing with!

Christmas Argument Card

Modern Toss

If this is someone's favourite kind of Noel, then send them this fab Foggish Christmas design and tell him to bring cake.

Happy Noel Card

Foggish

There are a lot more useful things that a baby needs than what those three other idiots took her. A Christmas card designed by Go Lala.

Three Wise Women Card

Go La La

Trying to be more adventurous this Christmas? Why not try something other than turkey this year.

Seagull Card

Modern Toss

Think it's safe to say they will only be getting coal for Christmas next year. A card designed by Go Lala.

Oi Santa Card

Go La La

There's always one that's going to be on the naughty list! Let them know with this hilarious Dean Morris Christmas card.

And You've Been A Total Shit Card

Dean Morris Cards

It is like your own personal heater. You can just warm yourself up at any time. A Christmas card designed by Go Lala.

Fanny And Titty Card

Go La La

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All I want for Christmas is you... butt naked by Scribbler. We believe this was the original working title for Mariah's festive classic. Either way, this Scribbler design guarantees you more than a stocking filler.

All I Want For Christmas Is You Butt Naked Card

Scribbler

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Send this adorably punny card by Whale And Bird this Christmas.

Tree Rex Christmas Card

Whale And Bird

If it!s Christmas it!s against the law to not have a drink (not really) A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Christmas Drink Card

Bold and Bright

Charming! Well, that's one way to get a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas. Great card by Dean Morris for a spoilt family member or godchild.

Santa Fat Arse Card

Dean Morris Cards

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Give Christmas The Middle Finger by Scribbler. Everything looks better with a Santa hat, right?! Give the middle finger this Christmas in a passive aggressive way with this exclusive design by Scribbler.

Give Christmas The Middle Finger Card

Scribbler

You'll never hear this classic carol in the same way again! Wish an Alan fan a Merry Christmas all the way from Radio Norwich with this Chloe Langer design.

Partridge In A Pear Tree Card

Chloe Langer

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