Rude Christmas Cards - Scribbler

Say merry Christmas to their fantastic ass and hit you like to add some snow to make it a white Christmas. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Fantastic Festive Ass

They!ve only asked Santa for seven things and they!re all bottles of gin. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off My Tits Drunk

Wish someone the best Christmas in the hole entire world with this card designed by CardShit.

Christmas Hole

Christmas is a time to be surrounded by friends and family remember that with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Christmas Friends

All it takes is a couple of egg nogs and she son her back. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Making Snow Angels

We all know Santa would have joined in he loves emptying his sack. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Always On The Naughty List

Mince pies are overrated, prosecco however is always great. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Christmas Pies And Prosecco

Tight Pussies. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Have a laugh this Christmas with the help of these penny-pinching pussies.

Tight Pussies

He can stay out of my town that's for sure! A funny Christmas card designed by CardShit.

Santa Trump

He can shove that candy cane where the sun doesn't shine! A christmas card designed by CardShit.

Making Christmas Great Again

Keep your Christmas socks and other festive trinkets; all I want is a few minutes of peace and quiet in the lavvy. This Mama Does card speaks truth.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Poo

Send this rather cheeky card by Whale and Bird and put a smile on someone's face.

Bit My Delicious Fruity Ass

Twelve days of Christmas, and the This Mama Does card gives you a licence to get lagered up good and proper.

Christmas The Best Reason To Drink

If he looks like your grandad at the end of Christmas day then maybe this Quite Good card is for you.

Merry Christmas Sleepy Head

On Christmas Day some Dads get more and more lazy as the day goes on... so let your Dad know you're on to him with this Modern Toss card.

Christmas Walks With Dave

Has your Grandad at that age where he thinks he can get away with anything? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who knows how you feel!

Christmas With Grandad

Why not be comfy this Christmas? Send this hilarious Modern Toss card to someone who plans on doing the same!

Christmas Pants

This Modern Toss card reminds us not to forget the not so intelligent people in the family.

Look At This Website

Santa and your Mum have got some explaining to do! Send this silly Buddy Fernandez card to someone who loves a good joke.

Santa Shagging

Brazen Snowman by Scribbler. This is one ballsy snowman! Make someone laugh out loud with this comical Christmas card treat, exclusive to Scribbler.

Brazen Snowman

Merry Kiss My Ass by Scribbler. Feeling more Jim Royle, than Father Christmas? Spread your own kind of cheer with this hilarious card from Scribbler.

Merry Kiss My Ass

Banter Claus by Scribbler. Here comes Banter Claus, here comes Banter Claus, right down Banter Claus Lane. Watch out Mrs Claus, he's full of it and thinks you're a right sort!

Banter Claus

Christmas Message Inside by Scribbler. Send a naughty, festive message with this rather 'cheeky' card from Scribbler.

Christmas Message Inside

Kim-Kar-Dash-Ing Through The Snow by Scribbler. This year's Kardashian Christmas card is all about Kim. Isn't it always?! Break the internet Kim, not your ankle!

Kim-Kar-Dash-Ing Through The Snow