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Tight Pussies. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Have a laugh this Christmas with the help of these penny-pinching pussies.

Tight Pussies

Has your Grandad at that age where he thinks he can get away with anything? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who knows how you feel!

Alzheimer

This Modern Toss card reminds us not to forget the not so intelligent people in the family.

Look At This Website

On Christmas Day some Dads get more and more lazy as the day goes on... so let your Dad know you're on to him with this Modern Toss card.

Christmas Walks With Dave

Some women have really amazing tits, so let them know you've noticed with this Loveday card. Peace, good will and uplift bras to all men.

Happy Christmas Tinsel Tits

Be a little cheeky this Christmas - send out some of these big baubles cards from Lovejoy, and put a smile on everyone's faces.

Love Seeing Your Big Baubles

Some people love turkey so much at Christmas that they start to look like it. Loveday card tells them to ease up a bit.

Merry Christmas Turkey Face

Make sure you don't eat as many sprouts as him this Christmas, for a change. Cheeky Loveday card lets him know you're not fooled.

Merry Christmas To The Real Farter

This Loveday card is great for that friend who is much more fun after a few drinks.

Happy Holidays May You Never Be Sober

Why not be comfy this Christmas? Send this hilarious Modern Toss card to someone who plans on doing the same!

Christmas Pants

Kim-Kar-Dash-Ing Through The Snow by Scribbler. This year's Kardashian Christmas card is all about Kim. Isn't it always?! Break the internet Kim, not your ankle!

Kim-Kar-Dash-Ing Through The Snow

Christmas time isn't for everybody, so stop with all the bollocks. Send this Dean Morris card to someone who is over Christmas.

Merry Christmas And All That Bollocks

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either by Scribbler. You better watch out, you better not cry because Father Christmas just got real with you!

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either

Ya Filthy Animal by Scribbler. This Christmas classic will have them screaming 'KEVIN!!' to drive their family mad, all day long!

Ya Filthy Animal

Santa and your Mum have got some explaining to do! Send this silly Buddy Fernandez card to someone who loves a good joke.

Santa Shagging

Keep your Christmas socks and other festive trinkets; all I want is a few minutes of peace and quiet in the lavvy. This Mama Does card speaks truth.

All I Want For Christmas Is A Poo

If he looks like your grandad at the end of Christmas day then maybe this Quite Good card is for you.

Merry Christmas Sleepy Head

Send this rather cheeky card by Whale and Bird and put a smile on someone's face.

Bit My Delicious Fruity Ass

Twelve days of Christmas, and the This Mama Does card gives you a licence to get lagered up good and proper.

Christmas The Best Reason To Drink

This Holiday Season. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Keep your message blunt and offensive this Christmas by sending this funny card.

This Holiday Season

When all they do is workout, remind them they still need a life. Wish someone a Happy Christmas with this card by Jolly Awesome.

Crap, Snowman

Santa Claws is making a list and checking it twice too, with this cute Jolly Awesome card.

Bearing Gifts

Santapede. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. If you like your Christmas celebrations to be a perfect mix of traumatic and hilarious, then the Human Santapede is here to the rescue!

Santapede

This Kiss Me Kwik card is perfect for that naughty person who doesn't deserve anything this Christmas!

Ain't Getting' Shit!