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Unleash the wrath of Jules Winnfield to take your vengeance on someone who is WAY too excited for Christmas. I dare you. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Say Merry Christmas Again

Have someone in stitches by introducing them to Prison Mike this Christmas. Just remember to watch out for the dementors! Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Merry Christmas Biatch

Channel Morgan Freeman in one of his most iconic roles and send this hilarious Pedges Houseboat card to a friend you'll miss this Christmas.

I Don't Give A Shit

Send this design by Pedges Houseboat to your favourite b*stard like Begbie and guarantee they'll be laughing this Christmas.

Merry Christmas Ye Doss

Take the bull by the horns Mark Corrigan style at Christmas and use this one day to reveal your true feelings to someone special. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

You Can Just, You Know

Why not take a subtle environmental stance with your less conscious friends this Christmas and hope to warm their hearts, not the planet! Designed by Scribbler.

Global warming Is A Bitch

The obvious choice to send to any briefcase wankers this Christmas. Like the Inbetweeners lads, show your affection via insults with this Pedges Houseboat card.

Merry Christmas Bumder

The Christmas card by Pedges Houseboat for the Camilla to your Charles. Why not spend this year just the two of you and some f*ck off episodes of Peep Show?

Christmas Fuck Off Spreadsheets

Why should you treat your brother differently to any other day of the year? Let him know exactly what you think of him with this Christmas design by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas Dickhead

The perfect card for that miserable old man you have to put up with every Christmas. Love you really, Dad! Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas Old Git

Red nose, rosy cheeks and a pot-belly? Santa's clearly no stranger to a drink himself. For someone who doesn't need Christmas as an excuse, by Scribbler.

He Knows When You're Shit Faced

Perhaps not the most orthodox parenting technique. Send this hilarously blunt card to someone who needs a bit of tough love this Christmas. Designed by Scribbler.

Santa Hates Pussies

The Scribbler card for someone who loves to take a Christmas vacation with the Griswolds every year, and still laughs at this classic line!

Shitters Full

Maybe you know a rock 'n' roll star like our kid Liam, who doesn't give a f*ck about Christmas. Sort them out with this festive card by Pedges Houseboat.

Merry Fucking Christmas

Give this Scribbler card to a Mum who's already totally over it and hopefully she'll be laughing through the tears this Christmas.

Christmas Dinner Mum

Richard Curtis eat your heart out. A thoughtful Christmas card for your partner who always complains that you're not romantic enough' Because in reality, it's never like the movies.

Christmas Romance

Send this festive design by Scribbler to someone who wasn't exactly thrilled by the new Prime Minister. You have to laugh at Boris wearing a turkey!

Not The Christmas BJ You Were Hoping For

Listen to Christmas Cat and tell someone to do whatever the hell they want this festive season! Designed by Dean Morris.

Christmas Cat

Give this Dean Morris card to someone even Santa thinks is a knob! They won't be so shocked when they receive a stocking full of coal at Christmas now.

You Sir Are A Knob

If you've got a friend who'll definitely be letting loose and giving it the old Triple T at the Christmas party this year, then this cheeky How Funny card is for them!

Tits Teeth And Tinsel

When you love all the presents at Christmas, but who decided it was a package deal that you have to put up with the relatives that come with them!? Designed by Dean Morris.

Shit Just Got Real

Have a mucking farvellous Christmas with this Christmas card designed by JellynBean.

Mucking Favellous Christmas

Make sure to have a happy chucking fristmas at the most festive time of the year! A Christmas card designed by JellynBean.

Happy Chucking Fristmas

Another year, same old sh*t. Spread your Christmas pessimism with this design by Dean Morris.

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