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Twelve days of Christmas, and the This Mama Does card gives you a licence to get lagered up good and proper.

Christmas The Best Reason To Drink

Send a massive bell end this hilariously festive card by Dean Morris.

You're A Massive Bellend

Ah the anticipation, quickly followed by disappointment! What on earth has he got me this time? Send this Cath Tate card to someone with a clueless partner.

This Time

Santa's workshop seems like a very hands-on place! Send this alternative Scribbler card to someone special this Christmas.

I Touch My Elf

Why not be comfy this Christmas? Send this hilarious Modern Toss card to someone who plans on doing the same!

Christmas Pants

Why not take a subtle environmental stance with your less conscious friends this Christmas and hope to warm their hearts, not the planet! Designed by Scribbler.

Global warming Is A Bitch

Santa's got a rather dirty mouth! But he's probably correct, so let them know with this hilarious Dean Morris card.

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either by Scribbler. You better watch out, you better not cry because Father Christmas just got real with you!

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either

This Scribbler card is perfect if money is tight or you simply couldn't be arsed!

Merry Christmas Money's Short

If you know a big Breaking Bad fan, wish them a Merry Christmeth from Jesse with this design by Scribbler.

It's Christmas Bitch

Sexy Christmas. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik.Wish someone a merry Christmas with the help of 5 sexy Santas.

Sexy Christmas

Have someone in stitches by introducing them to Prison Mike this Christmas. Just remember to watch out for the dementors! Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Merry Christmas Biatch

Ah nothing like a classic "Your Mum" joke, always a crowd-pleaser. Take the rip out of a mate and watch them squirm with this rude Buddy Fernandez Christmas card.

Shagging You Mum

Some people love turkey so much at Christmas that they start to look like it. Loveday card tells them to ease up a bit.

Merry Christmas Turkey Face

Say Merry Christmas to your favourite knobhead with this card by Dean Morris.

Merry Christmas Knob Head

Merry Shitmas by Scribbler. Celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with a not so wonderful present from the dog.

Merry Shitmas

Christmas Kisses by Scribbler. It looks like Trump left his gift in Kim's nuclear arse-nal at the office Christmas Party.

Christmas Kisses

Brazen Snowman by Scribbler. This is one ballsy snowman! Make someone laugh out loud with this comical Christmas card treat, exclusive to Scribbler.

Brazen Snowman

Send this festive design by Scribbler to someone who wasn't exactly thrilled by the new Prime Minister. You have to laugh at Boris wearing a turkey!

Not The Christmas BJ You Were Hoping For

Not everyone is a fan of Christmas but hey they still deserve a card? don't they?! Send this Scribbler card and put a big grin on their face.

Beginning To Feel A Lot Like Fuck This

It must be love. Who says romance is dead? Funny valentine or anniversary Dean Morris card. Perfect for your other half.

My Cock Your Arse

If that's the case we're wondering if there's even a naughty list. Send this Dean Morris card to your friends this Christmas.

Santa Loves Everyone Even Wankers

This Santa Claus doesn't have a naughty or nice list, only a cool list. A hilariously rude Dean Morris card, perfect for a relaxed friend or family member.

This Christmas Card is Rude

Frosty really needs to chill out, he's having a meltdown! Wish someone a Merry Christmas that hopefully isn't over as quickly as Frosty's. Designed by How Funny.

Merry Bloody Christmas