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Swearing Christmas Cards

It’s beginning to feel a lot like f*ck this… Say words worse than Bah Humbug and wish a Merry F*cking Christmas to your fellow foul-mouthed friends with our swearing Christmas cards. Our rudest and funniest designs wouldn’t be anything without a choice word or two to hammer the jokes home. Send a festive design to insult your brother, tell your partner in no uncertain terms what you’re going to do to them, and generally curse the season. If you plan on getting totally f*cked, then browse our food & drink inspired Christmas cards and get festive as f*ck.

 

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Send this funny Christmas card to someone who enjoys the mischief the naughty elves bring during the festive season! Designed by Brainbox Candy

Naughty Elf Christmas Card
This crazy Tillovision Christmas card is laugh out loud funny and ridiculously rude - look away kids, the wheelie bins are having a moment!

Fucking Rubbish Christmas Card
This Modern Toss Christmas card reminds us not to forget the not so intelligent people in the family.

Look At This Website Card
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Get your mind out of the gutter, this is a perfectly innocent Christmas card to send to someone you like VERY much. Designed by Scribbler.

I Touch My Elf Christmas Card
If you don't care about Christmas, why not just drown your sorrows with some festive spirits instead? This Dean Morris is perfect for your boozy friends.

Fuck Christmas I'm Getting Twatted Instead Card
Urgh not f*cking Rudolph again, what have we told you about that?! Send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Here's Your Christmas Card
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Hmm, if the elf clothes fit, wear them! Send someone this adorable Christmas card by Do Something David and make them go awww.

I Am Not A Fucking Elf Card
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Find a knob jockey (shouldn't be hard), add a photo and send this hilariously rude Dean Morris Birthday card to the man in your life.

Knob Jockey Card
It's still quite the tradition to watch a little bit of sofa humour from your own sofa on Christmas Day. You can't beat some of Jim's classic and funny lines. Christmas my arse...

Christmas My Arse Card
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Send WARM wishes this season with this crochet Peter heater, Tallywhacker Toaster, Jimmy Jacket, Winter Willy Warmer Christmas card.

Chilly Willy Season Card
The nativity is slightly reimagined in this funny new Naughtivity range from Buddy Fernandez. Bit cheeky, quite funny.

GOD Card
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Send your partner a funny reminder you won't give him blue baubles this Christmas!

Blue Balls Christmas Card
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How did that happen? I swear it was only just Christmas last year! Designed by Scribbler.

Holly Shit Card
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Not those kind of balls!

Draw Balls On The Tree Card
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Time to empty Santa's sack! Make all her dreams come true this Christmas and send this graphic Scribbler card to your loving wife.

Make Sure You Get A White Christmas Card
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If they're a wanker, they probably won't love receiving this personalised Christmas card but they definitely deserve it! Designed by Scribbler.

Christmas Wanker Card
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Send your mates this cheeky Christmas Card from you, their favourite festive fucker!

Festive Fucker Christmas Card
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If he's been very naughty this year, send your boyfriend this brilliantly kinky Christmas card and try not to take a bite out of him. Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Happy XXX-Mas Card
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If he's been very naughty this year, send your husband this brilliantly kinky Christmas card and try not to take a bite out of him. Designed by Scribbler.

Husband Gingerbread XXX-Mas Card
Give someone the card equivalent of a snowball in the face with this rude Christmas design by Go La La.

Christmas Wanker Card
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Get ready to fuck shit up this Christmas with a rude Scribbler card.

Merry Fuckmas Card
This Dean Morris Christmas card is for all those friends who just don't give a fuck.

Merry Christmas Festive Fuckwit Card
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He only comes once a year so make the most ladies! Make their day and ensure they never look at Santa the same way again with this rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Festive Finger Card
Send a massive bell end this hilariously festive Christmas card by Dean Morris.

You're A Massive Bellend Card

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