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Swearing Christmas Cards

It’s beginning to feel a lot like f*ck this… Say words worse than Bah Humbug and wish a Merry F*cking Christmas to your fellow foul-mouthed friends with our swearing Christmas cards. Our rudest and funniest designs wouldn’t be anything without a choice word or two to hammer the jokes home. Send a festive design to insult your brother, tell your partner in no uncertain terms what you’re going to do to them, and generally curse the season. If you plan on getting totally f*cked, then browse our food & drink inspired Christmas cards and get festive as f*ck.

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Are you already sick of Christmas? Send this Brainbox Candy card and share your exasperation with your friends.

Fa La La La Card

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Send this hilarious Gordon Ramsay inspired card to your loved ones this Christmas!

The Turkey Is Fucking RAW Card

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If their turkey is always fucking raw, send Gordon to give 'em some tough love with this hilarious Christmas card by Scribbler.

Fucking Cook Gordon Christmas Card

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This hilarious Dean Morris card is perfect to send to someone who is not so keen on Christmas.

Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Card

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Christmas caroling for the Tik Tok generation... Make sure there's plenty of ho, ho, hos in the house with this hilarious retro design by Do Something David.

Wet Ass Pussy Card

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This cat's feline festive AF in its little knitted stockings. Spread Christmas cheer with this card by Dean Morris.

Festive Af Card

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The best kind of Christmas cards are self-deprecating Christmas cards! Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas Pain In The Ass Card

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Get Me A Mulled Wine Card

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He Sees You When You're Sleeping Card

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To Get Pissed Card

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This Dean Morris card is ideal to send to anyone with a great sense of humour for Christmas.

You Big Christmas Cock Card

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If they're a dickhead, they probably won't love receiving this personalised Christmas card but they definitely deserve it! Designed by Scribbler.

Christmas Dickhead Card

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But they're worth the price, and the cost of therapy! Go all out and send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Two Fucking Deer Card

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Do you know someone who always gets the last of the pigs in blankets? Let them know what you think of them with this hilarious Dean Morris Christmas card.

Greedy Card

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The exact thought process when it's nearly Christmas, you haven't bought all your cards yet, and you really don't give a shit. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Fuck It This'll Do Card

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Urgh not f*cking Rudolph again, what have we told you about that?! Send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Here's Your Christmas Card

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No one likes it when the relatives come knocking on Christmas Day. So just tell them to fuck off with this Dean Morris card!

Go Fuck Yourself Card

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The obvious choice to send to any briefcase wankers this Christmas. Like the Inbetweeners lads, show your affection via insults with this Pedges Houseboat card.

Merry Christmas Bumder Card

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People don't have to love Christmas, so send this Dean Morris card to all the Scrooges you know.

Christmas Is A Load Of Shit Card

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No Presents For You Whore, by Scribbler. There's a nice and naughty list, and they're definitely not on the nice list! Even whores deserve Christmas cards so why not send them this one!

No Presents For You Whore Card

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Knot This Shit Again Card

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Merry Christmas You Prick Card

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Sexy Christmas. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik.Wish someone a merry Christmas with the help of 5 sexy Santas.

Sexy Christmas Card

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Ahh but you love 'em really... Enough to get them a Christmas card anyway! Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas You Twat Card

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