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Swearing Christmas Cards

It’s beginning to feel a lot like f*ck this… Say words worse than Bah Humbug and wish a Merry F*cking Christmas to your fellow foul-mouthed friends with our swearing Christmas cards. Our rudest and funniest designs wouldn’t be anything without a choice word or two to hammer the jokes home. Send a festive design to insult your brother, tell your partner in no uncertain terms what you’re going to do to them, and generally curse the season. If you plan on getting totally f*cked, then browse our food & drink inspired Christmas cards and get festive as f*ck.


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Too many people travelling to your house for Christmas? Tell them to fuck off back to economy and stop crowding your home with this Dean Morris.

Back To Economy

Give this Scribbler card to a Mum who's already totally over it and hopefully she'll be laughing through the tears this Christmas.

Christmas Dinner Mum

Do you know someone who always gets the last of the pigs in blankets? Let them know what you think of them with this hilarious Dean Morris card.


Christmas time is the perfect time to let your sparkle out so lighten up the occasion and share your naughty sense of humour with this cheeky Scribbler card!

Let Your Sparkle Out

Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit

Do the elves make dildos as well? Well they are technically toys! Send this hilarious Scribbler card and put a smile on their face.

Slippers And A Dildo

Richard Curtis eat your heart out. A thoughtful Christmas card for your partner who always complains that you're not romantic enough' Because in reality, it's never like the movies.

Christmas Romance

Yes, that's right; Jesus was born at Christmas! Remind someone of the true meaning with this design by Sweary Card Company.

Jesus Fucking Christ

Santa Piano. Personalised Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. A musical Santa and his drunk friends wish you a merry fucking Christmas.

Santa Piano

Baubles With Your Name On It by Scribbler. Don't you love it when you find that perfect personalised gift?! Make someone laugh out loud at Christmas with this naughty Scribbler design.

Baubles With Your Name On It

Why can't tits be festive as well. All you have to do is add some tinsel! Send this silly Dean Morris card at Christmas.

Tinsel Tits

For people who get Christmas cards from random companies. Speculate about those bland logos and illegible scrawls. Modern Toss card.

Hard On Pills

Was really looking forward to Christmas but it's all ended in tiers? Dream of a pub Christmas with this Lockdown inspired card by Scribbler.

Want Our Christmas Beers

Add A Photo
Find a knob jockey (shouldn't be hard), add a photo and send this hilariously rude Dean Morris card to the man in your life.

Knob Jockey

The Scribbler card for someone who loves to take a Christmas vacation with the Griswolds every year, and still laughs at this classic line!

Shitters Full

Send a massive bell end this hilariously festive card by Dean Morris.

You're A Massive Bellend

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