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Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Send this horny gingerbread man to get them in the mood for some Christmas fun. Designed by Scribbler.

Willy Great Christmas Card

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Send your girlfriend this mistletoe themed Christmas card but let her know you'll be doing a lot more than just kissing! Designed by Scribbler.

Girlfriend Naughty List Christmas Card

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Yep, another Christmas card! Make your card stand out this Christmas with this funny and rude card.

Another Fucking Christmas Card

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Send Christmas wishes to the Scrooge in your life with this card, designed by Hannah Boulter

Merry Fucking Christmas Card

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Still, it might earn you a few quid on Vinted in a month's time! Clearly your partner knows you well, so show how well YOU know them with this cheeky Christmas card by Scribbler.

Another Shit Gift Retro Christmas Card

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Santa Claus has seen Die Hard quite a few times now. This Dean Morris Christmas card is perfect for anyone.

Ho Ho Ho Mother Fucker Card

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If you have a love/hate relationship with your sister, get in the Christmas spirit and send her a brutal insult courtesy of this Scribbler card.

Bitch Tits Sister Christmas Card

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I'm sure this year wasn't as bad as 2020 but it's nice and healthy to have a slightly realistic outlook. Or you might just be a pessimistic misery guts and you can send this Christmas card every year.

Another Shitty Year Card

Dean Morris Cards

We all now know what Santa likes to get up to when he's not delivering joy and happiness.

Rude Santa Christmas Card

Dean Morris Cards

The exact thought process when it's nearly Christmas, you haven't bought all your cards yet, and you really don't give a shit. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Fuck It This'll Do Card

Buddy Fernandez

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No one can put it away like dad at Christmas! Bow down to the king with this cheeky Scribbler card.

Dad's Xmas Award Card

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People don't have to love Christmas, so send this Dean Morris card to all the Scrooges you know.

Christmas Is A Load Of Shit Card

Dean Morris Cards

No one likes it when the relatives come knocking on Christmas Day. So just tell them to fuck off with this Dean Morris card!

Go Fuck Yourself Card

Dean Morris Cards

Send your best (and slightly cheeky!) Christmas wishes with this bright and funny Mistletoe card. Perfect for partner, boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife!

You, Me, Mistletoe. (naked) Relationship Christmas Card

Zoe Spry

Do you know someone who always gets the last of the pigs in blankets? Let them know what you think of them with this hilarious Dean Morris Christmas card.

Greedy Card

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It's Not Going To Suck Itself by Scribbler. You'll end up on Santa's naughty list with this cheeky pick up line. But it's worth a try?!

It's Not Going To Suck Itself Card

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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me? Celebrate the season with these perky festiv-titties that'll put a smile on anyone's face. Designed by Scribbler.

Shake Your Tits Card

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Send the one and only Seth Rogen to make sure they're totally baked this Christmas. Designed by Scribbler.

Seth Rogen Merry Kushmas Card

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Send your partner this saucy Christmas Card wishing them a Merry Sexmas from you, their Only Fan

Merry Sexmas From Your Only Fan Christmas Card

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Send Christmas wishes with this hilarious festive card, sympathising with the poor Christmas fairy who has to have it up the bum all through the festive period

'Tis The Season To Put A Tree Up Your Bum Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Naughty rudolph, he just can't resist a big ol' carrot! Someone who lives near Baskingstoke will really love this festive shoutout. Designed by Tillovision.

Back Garden Near Basingstoke Card

Tillovision

Hmm this part must have been edited out of the final draft of the Bible... Can't think why! For someone who appreciates a good prank, send this funny design by Do Something David.

Ol Superglue On The Head Trick Card

Do Something David

Christmas isn't Christmas without a huge Yule log now is it? Funny and Rude Christmas card. Designed by Studio Boketto.

Yule Log Christmas Card

Studio Boketto

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The best kind of Christmas cards are self-deprecating Christmas cards! Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas Pain In The Ass Card

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