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Rude Christmas Cards

Send one of our ridiculously rude Christmas cards and cement your spot on the naughty list! Choose the perfect insulting, explicit or highly offensive card to shock your friends & relatives and spice up the Christmas celebrations.
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Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card
Wish a special someone a Merry Christmas with this rather cheeky and playful festive card!

You're My Favourite Thing To Pull At Christmas Card
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Who else thinks this kind of looks like a Christmas tree? Put their name at the top and make it a white Christmas with this cheeky personalised Scribbler card.

Santa Sack Card
Cheeky/rude Christmas card featuring everyone's favorite reindeer Rudolph!

Rude-Olph Card
Santa Smoking. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Sod the mince pie and carrot, just leave 20 Benson out this year.

Santa Smoking Card
Perhaps not what Charles Dickens originally intended? Give them an X-rated Christmas with this mad Tillovision card and they'll never look at humbugs the same way again!

Bah Fucking Humbug Card
I mean, who hasn't had a sex dream at some point? Surprise your friend and make them laugh. Christmas card by Card and Cake.

Sex Dream Christmas Card
Send a smile this Christmas with this fun card for the naughty ones.

You've Been Naughty Card
Another Christmas card with a childish drawing of a cock on it. Don't you just love them!!

Another Christmas Cock Card
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Hear hear! Justice for the vegans. Send your fave vegan this naughty Christmas joke. Designed by Scribbler.

Vegan Stuffing Christmas Card
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Christmas again? How the hell did that happen?! Add a photo to personalise this Dean Morris design and ring in the festive season with surprise and excitement.

Omfg It's Christmas Card
Wish someone in your life Merry Christmas with this card featuring the classic loo door icons congratulating each other and having Nice Baubles and Nice Puddings.

Nice Baubles, Nice Puddings Card
Santa Piano. Personalised Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. A musical Santa and his drunk friends wish you a merry fucking Christmas.

Santa Piano Card
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Get ready to fuck shit up this Christmas with a rude Scribbler card.

Merry Fuckmas Card
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride your boyfriend on Christmas day! Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Reindeer Christmas Card
1 of 6 Naughty but nice Christmas cards you know that will get a giggle.

Goodwill To All Card
Cheeky Christmas card that will be sure to Crack your other half up! Designed by Studio Boketto.

Have A Cracking Christmas Card
Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year, especially with the level of drinking! Send this Dean Morris card to someone spending most of their time shitfaced.

Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Card
Santa is your dad. Probably. Don't worry, this cheeky Christmas card spells it out.

Santa's Shagging Your Mum Card
Christmas wishes from someone who knows what they want!

Christmas Cock Card
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Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?. A festive tweak on an old saucy classic chat up line.

Candy Cane Saucy Christmas Card
Send this ballsy Dean Morris card to a man in your life this Christmas and get him to deliver the goods!

Jingle Bollocks Card
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Quirky guy is our Robin! Make someone laugh at Christmas with this ridiculously funny Scribbler card.

Robin Red Breasts Christmas Card
Oh Christ, not this sh*t again! Make your friends laugh by sending out this obligatory Christmas card to the people you've not been in touch with since last year. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Pain In The Arse Card

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