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Rude Christmas Cards

Send one of our ridiculously rude Christmas cards and cement your spot on the naughty list! Choose the perfect insulting, explicit or highly offensive card to shock your friends & relatives and spice up the Christmas celebrations.
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Fuck yeah, it's Christmas! Add a photo to personalise this rude Dean Morris card and wish someone special a Merry Fucking Christmas.

Merry Fucking Christmas Card
Unleash the wrath of Jules Winnfield to take your vengeance on someone who is WAY too excited for Christmas. I dare you. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Say Merry Christmas Again Card
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No matter what shape or size their breasts are, make sure your loved one has a tit-riffic Christmas with this cheeky Scribbler card.

Tit's Beginning To Look Like Christmas Card
Apologies For The Vulgarity Spunk Bucket, by Dean Morris Cards. Is there a better combination of two words than 'spunk bucket'? I think not. Say happy Christmas with a smile with this card.

Apologies For The Vulgarity Spunk Bucket Card
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Wish a Welsh merry christmas to that very special person in your life.

Nadolig Llawen Cont Card
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Santa's workshop seems like a very hands-on place! Send this alternative Scribbler card to someone special this Christmas.

I Touch My Elf Card
'How is it fucking Christmas again already?!' said every parent that ever lived each time they find themselves landed back in December. This card is a homage to all stressed Christmas mums, nans, grans, sisters and aunties frantically doing their Christmas shopping for every child in the neighbourhood. They all deserve a medal. This funny - no, hilarious - card is perfect for those feeling the stress, pressure and anxiety involved with Christmas. Show them you're with them. There's solidarity in numbers

Christmas Again Card
Send some saucy Christmas cheer with this illustration by Jessiemaeve Studio.

Jingle My Bells Card
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Oi, tinsel tits! Make this Christmas a little more nippy thanks to this cheeky Scribbler card.

Tinsel Tit-Mas Christmas Card
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Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?. A festive tweak on an old saucy classic chat up line.

Candy Cane Saucy Christmas Card
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If all she really wants for Christmas is a good stuffing, make your partner scream in delight with this naughty retro inspired design by Scribbler.

Santa Coming This Evening Card
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Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Either by Scribbler. You better watch out, you better not cry because Father Christmas just got real with you!

Father Christmas Doesn't Believe In You Eithe Card
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Banter Claus by Scribbler. Here comes Banter Claus, here comes Banter Claus, right down Banter Claus Lane. Watch out Mrs Claus, he's full of it and thinks you're a right sort!

Banter Claus Card
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Merry Christmas You Prick, Christmas card by Scribbler. This card is perfect for a cactus lover, or just a prick.

Merry Christmas You Prick Card
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Send this revealing Christmas card to a confident queen who loves to shake the gifts their mama gave 'em! Designed by Scribbler.

Shake Your Tits Christmas Card
Problematic? Absolutely. But a chance to get a peck on the cheek from somebody you have no chance with in real life? You bet your ass.

Mistletoe Ugly Card
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If your idea of romance is doing it up the bum then shoot your shot and send your other half this naughty Christmas card by Scribbler.

Anal Poem Christmas Card
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Define "nice"! Stage a small rebellion and get huge amounts of satisfaction from sending your annoying brother this Christmas card by Scribbler.

Nice Christmas Card
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That's definitely not Santa! Get your partner cracking up with this naughty Christmas photo upload design by Scribbler.

Christmas Warning Card
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Santa's really in danger of losing that belly with all those sugar free, gluten free, vegan cookies! Send this Scribbler card to a coeliac and give them a giggle.

Gluten Free Santa Christmas Card
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Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride your boyfriend on Christmas day! Designed by Scribbler.

Boyfriend Reindeer Christmas Card
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We all know Rudolf was the rebel of the group! Wish someone a Merry F*cking Christmas with this cheeky Scribbler card.

Rude-olf Christmas Card
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Everyone's looking forward to Christmas dinner, right?! Of course you are! Get this Cardinky card for a good friend or family member this Christmas and remind them of the excitment to come.

Parp Card
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Send this festive design by Scribbler to someone who wasn't exactly thrilled by the new Prime Minister. You have to laugh at Boris wearing a turkey!

Not The Christmas Bj You Were Hoping For Card

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