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Photography Christmas Cards

News flash: Santa is real and so are the people on these cards! Do they remind you of anyone? Wish someone a picture-perfect Christmas by sending one of our photography style cards. There’s humourous and down-right dirty designs for your husband or wife to relate to. For more real people, why not check out the famous faces in our selection of celebrity inspired cards? For something more surreal, browse our illustration & cartoon festive designs.

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Santa Piano. Personalised Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. A musical Santa and his drunk friends wish you a merry fucking Christmas.

Santa Piano Card

KissMeKwik

We don't know what is more shocking - the use of profanities on a Christmas card or a talking cat with a green bow around its neck! Either way send this great Dean Morris card this Christmas.

Merry Fucking Christmas Card

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He only comes once a year so make the most ladies! Make their day and ensure they never look at Santa the same way again with this rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Festive Finger Card

Scribbler

Tight Pussies. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Have a laugh this Christmas with the help of these penny-pinching pussies.

Tight Pussies Card

KissMeKwik

So, there can be something better that Christmas! Send this hilarious Dean Morris card to someone who's got their priorities straight.

Fat Cock Card

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Sexy Christmas. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik.Wish someone a merry Christmas with the help of 5 sexy Santas.

Sexy Christmas Card

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Apologies For The Vulgarity Spunk Bucket, by Dean Morris Cards. Is there a better combination of two words than 'spunk bucket'? I think not. Say happy Christmas with a smile with this card.

Apologies For The Vulgarity Spunk Bucket Card

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Proud owner of a Dachshund? Use your ball of floof as an excuse and let them take the fall because who could be mad at that face! Designed by Scribbler.

But The Dog Ate It Card

Scribbler

This Dean Morris Christmas card is for when your friend has had so much to drink that by the end of the day she ends up talking like this.

I'm Not As Think As You Drunk I Am Card

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You can't say no to that face! Help your doggo drop some heavy Christmas hints with this cheeky design by Scribbler.

Best Be Getting Fucking Treats Card

Scribbler

This hilarious Dean Morris card is perfect to send to someone who is not so keen on Christmas.

Most Wonderful Time Of The Year Card

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Send this Dean Morris card to your favourite ho this Christmas.

Merry Christmas You Big Ho Card

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It was hard enough to find one wise man but three in the same place at the same time is near impossible. Send this card by Cath Tate to your pal at Christmas.

Three Wise Men? Card

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Give us ALL of the roast potatoes! The perfect quirky Scribbler card for someone who loves lots of crispy, golden spuds on their Christmas dinner.

Roast Potatoes Card

Scribbler

Well, now we know what's filling her stockings. Hilarious Dean Morris Christmas card, perfect for a Mum who likes a festive tipple.

Blind Drunk Card

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Charming! Well, that's one way to get a lump of coal in your stocking this Christmas. Great card by Dean Morris for a spoilt family member or godchild.

Santa Fat Arse Card

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Alcohol goes in fun comes out! Send this Dean Morris card to someone who's definitely not staying sober this Christmas.

It's Christmas Card

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Do you have a pesky dog in your family? Don't forget him at Christmas with this Cath Tate card!

The Dog Card

Cath Tate

Santa Smoking. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Sod the mince pie and carrot, just leave 20 Benson out this year.

Santa Smoking Card

KissMeKwik

The age old question that we're all still wondering, Gary? Best to just accept that he's the son of God and move on ey! Christmas design by Buddy Fernandez.

Leave It Gary Card

Buddy Fernandez

When you're a really bad cook, why not buy is ready made from somewhere else. Send this Christmas cardmix Christmas card to make fun of someone who likes to cut corners.

Why Not Cheat Card

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Don't beat about the bush! Send your partner this naughty retro inspired Scribbler card and make sure your stocking gets filled this Christmas.

Needs Stuffing Card

Scribbler

This rather rude Christmas card by Dean Morris is perfect for someone who's on the naughty list this year!

Vibrator Card

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Can We Get Drunk?, by Dean Morris Christmas cards. They love a festive tipple ? or any kind of drink to be honest! Send them some tipsy love with this hilarious Christmas card.

Can We Get Drunk? Card

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