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Forget Santa, we’re all about the satire here at Scribbler! Get creative with their card this Christmas and browse our range of hilarious and unique illustrated designs. Our selection of funny & rude illustration style cards for friends, partners and more will ensure everyone simply has a pun-derful Christmas time. For more humorous doodles, check out our cartoon and retro designs, as well as celebrity and TV & film inspired Christmas cards.

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This sassy little sausage loves a cocktail! The perfect card for wiener loving cocktail drinkers. Designed by Charli Tait.

Cocktail Sausage

What the f*ck Joseph, you're saying this isn't from M&S? I hope they kept the receipt, what do we want bloody Mhyrr for anyway? Funny Christmas card by Do Something David.

Not Just Any Mhyrr

Jesus in a Pret A Manger nativity scene with - is that Stephen Fry?! As requested by Pete Redfern. Jim'll Paint It Christmas design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Xmas Pret

But they're worth the price, and the cost of therapy! Go all out and send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Two Fucking Deer

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Where's My Hoes At?, Christmas card by Scribbler. If Snoop Dogg was Santa, then would Christmas be held on 420 ? Food for thought. Send this card to wish your favourite ho a Happy Christmas.

Where's My Hoes At?

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When you just can't stop eating Christmas food... Add a name and send Arnold Schwarzenegger to save the day with this Jingle All The Way inspired personalised card by Scribbler.

Put The Cookie Down

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Yoda Christmas You Must Have, by Scribbler. The force is strong with this one. Buy this card you should, a Merry Christmas will be had by all they will.

Yoda Christmas You Must Have

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This Scribbler card is perfect to any person who's aware of our political climate! Wish them a strong and stable Christmas.

Strong And Stable Christmas

Don't act kinda shady, send them this brilliant Destiny's Child inspired Christmas card by Pedges Houseboat and let them know how you feel.

Sleigh My Name

Send a Scrooge this adorable Christmas card by Some Ink Nice and it'll be sure to put a smile on their grumpy face.

Humbug

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Well, can you blame them for singing this tune? It has been pretty rubbish! Put a smile on their face with this silly Do Something David Christmas card.

Oh What A Shit Fucking Year

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All Wildings must be accompanied by a member of the Nights Watch. Send this awesome Scribbler card to a Game of Thrones fan this Christmas.

Christmas Is Coming

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Send a clear message this year with this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Don'T Touch My Fucking Gin

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Wish them a cracking Christmas with this personalised photo upload Scribbler card.

Have A Cracking Christmas

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There's nothing worse than bland turkey at Christmas dinner! Want your turkey to have some flair, send this Do Something David Christmas card to the chef and see where that gets you.

Just This Sit Turkey

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