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Christmas Cards

As Slade would say: It’s Chriiiiiiiistmaaaaaaaaaaaas! With hundreds of unique designs to choose from, browse our selection of funny, rude and yes, some family friendly Christmas cards - just in case your Nan’s visiting! Now’s the time to send love, laughter and season’s greetings to all the special people in your life, with festive cards perfect for pleasing partners or delighting parents! Why not check out our most popular trending designs paying homage to your favourites from the world of telly and film at Christmas time?
Make it crystal clear that you went to as little effort as possible when choosing this Christmas card. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Got A Whole Pack

Maybe you know a poor sod who's December birthday gets bundled in with Christmas every year. Save yourself the extra effort and celebrate two for the price of one with this Buddy Fernandez card.

Birthday And Christmas

So you're not actually the father but it was an immaculate conception, I swear! Funny Christmas design by Buddy Fernandez.

We Need To Have A Chat

For someone you have relatively no contact with? But still faithfully send a Christmas card to every year. Wouldn't want to be rude! Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Have A Good One

Get into the spirit of Christmas with inappropriate lamb and donkey humping that'll really give them a giggle. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Crikey Read The Room

Jesus, how lame?! Everyone knows that Batman is the main man! Stray from the norm with this festive Buddy Fernandez card.

Fucking Robin

Santa and your Mum have got some explaining to do! Send this silly Buddy Fernandez card to someone who loves a good joke.

Santa Shagging

The office Christmas party got a bit out of hand when John from accounting decided to hang mistletoe above his privates. Sorry HR! Designed by Buddy Fernandez.


The exact thought process when it's nearly Christmas, you haven't bought all your cards yet, and you really don't give a shit. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Fuck It This'll Do

Wish your favourite gay an absolutely fabulous, rainbow-filled Christmas with this Buddy Fernandez design.

Big Gay Christmas

Big family Christmas put into question by Covid? Oh no, what a shame. A great Buddy Fernandez design to send your siblings.

No Farting Nanna

Try to stay positive but hopefully not Covid positive, with this lockdown inspired Christmas card by Buddy Fernandez.

Very Covid Christmas

Santa Claus: exposed! If you're a parent who's had enough of "Santa" taking all the credit, take a stand with this Buddy Fernandez Christmas card.

Fat Bastard

The age old question that we're all still wondering, Gary? Best to just accept that he's the son of God and move on ey! Christmas design by Buddy Fernandez.

Leave It Gary

God, already?! Wasn't it just Christmas last year? If you're over Christmas before it's begun, send this funny Buddy Fernandez card.

Christmas Again

We all know a proper festive fucker, likely strutting around in a Christmas jumper and Santa hat for the entire holiday. This honest Buddy Fernandez card is the one for them.

Festive Fucker

The answer to all your awkward Christmas social situations. Just leave space to fill in a name on this Buddy Fernandez card and you'll always be prepared for when a neighbour decides to throw a curveball.

Just In Case

Say Merry Christmas is a much more creative and? northern way with this Buddy Fernandez card.

Howay Manger Football

Santa really makes the most of his one night away from the north pole, the guy gets around. Don't tell Mrs Claus! Christmas design by Buddy Fernandez.

Santa Touched Me Up

At what age is it appropriate to sh*t on all your childrens dreams? Hopefully if you wait long enough one of the little sh*ts from school will do it for you! Christmas designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Sat On Santa's Knee

The perfect joint card for anyone whose birthday's also close to Christmas and can relate to Jesus' pain. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Tight Prick

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