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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Celebrate another month locked inside the house with this design by Cunning Linguist.

Happy Fucking Lockdown

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A harsh reality of lockdown right here! Hopefully it won't be long until you can celebrate their birthday with them, in the meantime, send them this Scribbler card and make them smile!

Floppy Haired Knobhead

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

Sounds right up their street? Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) street sign to point out a bell end in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Bell End

Probably because she was down a bottle of wine every time, she spoke to someone. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

It Wasn't An Act

For someone special who's the human equivalent of pink, sparkly unicorn sh*t. Give them the highest level of compliment with this magical design by Whale & Bird.

You're The Shit

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Let your best bitch know exactly why you love her with this Dean Morris photo upload card featuring the whore herself.

Cheap Good For Nothing Photo Upload

Missing being able to regularly insult your mates? Take the piss via card instead and send this appropriate Cunning Linguist design.

Lockdown Wanker

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Another Lockdown? I'd rather slip into something more comfortable like a fucking coma. Celebrate being right in The Thick Of It with this sweary design by Scribbler.

Fucking Lockdown

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

Read the room Terry. Read the room. This Whale and Bird card is fitting for just about any occasion.

Spice Things Up

Shit on the shitting thing! Send the legend that is Martin Goodman to tickle a Friday Night Dinner fan with his most iconic line. Designed by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Shit On It

Hang in there everything will get better eventually, right!? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hang In There Bitch

Have an annoying Pissface brother of your own? Or maybe just a Friday Night Dinner loving mate you like to prank? Give them a a laugh with this Lesser Spotted Images design.

Friday Night Dinner Pissface

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It's a bit poo for everyone right now! Even though it stinks, we can all get through it if we stick together. Designed by Scribbler.

Sorry Life's A Bit Shit

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But the difference is it's all worth it for that 10% of amazingness! Let her know that Webster's dictionary has had an update with this funny Scribbler design.

Girlfriend

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