Skip to main content
Order before 2pm for same day dispatch (Mon-Fri) Kite

Rude Thinking of You Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Although it covers their mouth, it doesn't stop them from spouting shit left and right! Make sure they're aware of that fact with this naughty card by Scribbler.

Massive Dick

They believe in astrology? Say no more... If you think it's all BS, make fun of a believer with this topical Scribbler card.

Star Sign Confirms It

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

Let a loved one know you'll always be there for them with this Scribbler breast cancer card.

Fuck Breast Cancer

Give cancer the middle finger with this rude Scribbler breast cancer design.

Fuck Cancer

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

A harsh reality of lockdown right here! Hopefully it won't be long until you can celebrate their birthday with them, in the meantime, send them this Scribbler card and make them smile!

Floppy Haired Knobhead

On the other hand, she was having no problem handling Bernard's utensil. Hilarious design by Whale & Bird.

Barbara's Soapy Jugs

Shit on the shitting thing! Send the legend that is Martin Goodman to tickle a Friday Night Dinner fan with his most iconic line. Designed by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Shit On It

And it was all just a drug-addled dream? Harry Potter shooting up on Platform 9 3/4's like the junkie he really is. Childhood ruined yet? Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Potter Station

Breaking Bad meets Postman Pat, in which Walter and Jesse deliver both post and meth to the residents of Greendale, as requested by Craig Graham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Postman White

It's alright Frank, we've all been known to get a little over-excited on occasion. Hilarious doggy design by Scribbler.

All The Butts He Sniffed

Keep your pal entertained for about 30 seconds in isolation by sending them this fab dot to dot design by Quite Good Cards.

Cock To Cock

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Have an annoying Pissface brother of your own? Or maybe just a Friday Night Dinner loving mate you like to prank? Give them a a laugh with this Lesser Spotted Images design.

Friday Night Dinner Pissface

It's a bit poo for everyone right now! Even though it stinks, we can all get through it if we stick together. Designed by Scribbler.

Sorry Life's A Bit Shit

For the Jonny to your Adam, a fellow Friday Night Dinner fan will love this affectionate design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Pissface

< 1 2 3 4 ... 6 > 143 Results