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Rude Thinking of You Cards

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Would do any Bushtucker trial for a couple of pints and a night in the Jungle Arms at this point! Lockdown inspired card by Scribbler.

Get Me To The Boozer

We're betting the porn views sky rocketed during lockdown and furlough times! Relatable Whale and Bird card for your horny pal who loves a bit of Me Time.

Keep Busy

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

Light up and release the snakes, it's about to get messy: Super Hans style. Follow the Big Beats Manifesto and send something raw to a Peep Show fan with this Pedges Houseboat card.

Big Beats

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

Breaking Bad meets Postman Pat, in which Walter and Jesse deliver both post and meth to the residents of Greendale, as requested by Craig Graham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Postman White

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

For the Jonny to your Adam, a fellow Friday Night Dinner fan will love this affectionate design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Pissface

Dunno how that happened, I just came for my Frazzles. Count Orlok from Nosferatu awkwardly awaiting assistance at a Tesco self service checkout, as requested by Leigh Lewis. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Unexpected Item

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Classic Dad (or Mum) joke! Give your son the gift of laughter, whatever the occasion, with this punny Scribbler design.

Ray Of Fucking Son-Shine

Shit on the shitting thing! Send the legend that is Martin Goodman to tickle a Friday Night Dinner fan with his most iconic line. Designed by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Shit On It

It's a personal lifestyle choice! Present this rude Boogaloo Stu design to a power lesbian who exists on a strict diet of vagina.

100% Vagitarian

Prue Leith and Mary Berry in a UFC death match, wearing full 90's wrestling garb, as requested by Kirsten Reddick. Hilarious Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Vs Prue

Skeletor's really enjoying that Full Moon Party! He-Man on Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents, as requested by Josh McGlynn. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

He-Man

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

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Give cancer the middle finger with this rude Scribbler breast cancer design.

Fuck Cancer

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