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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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This is bloody disgusting and you definitely know someone who'll appreciate this brand of humour. We'll take the lentil thanks. Designed by Scribbler.

Fifty Pound Lentil

Loo roll? Check. Flour? Check. Copious amounts of booze? Fucking Check. This Whale and Bird card is for the panic buyers out there, and the boozers!

Panic Buy

Pfft, William Wallace had it easy! Bet he could still go for a pint of mead with all this pals after Bannockburn. Help them smile through the pain with this funny lockdown inspired Lucy Maggie design.

Never Take Our Freed FFS

Fuzzballs might be onto something with this design' perfect for occasions such as birthdays!

Pizza Salad

For a health and fitness fanatic, why not give them some amusing and unconventional new exercises to try for their birthday this year? Designed by Whale & Bird.

Aco-Cardio

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

We've all been there before haven't we? It can easily happen! Send this Whale & Bird card to a friend who you always laugh the hardest with.

Little Pea Comes Out

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

It's always 5pm somewhere am I right? A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Amateur

Send a friend the gift of shelf-care with all these happy, soothing objects. They'll be in a zen state in no time after this birthday card by Whale & Bird.

Shelf-Care

Why are neighbours so damn annoying? I don't want to feed your cat for 2 weeks but what choice do I have other than to say yes? Honest cards as ever from Whale and Bird!

Howdy Neighbouroony

A high street take-out on a Friday night with various Star Wars characters drunkenly queuing for kebabs, as requested by Andrew Sanders. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Kebabba The Hutt

Prue Leith and Mary Berry in a UFC death match, wearing full 90's wrestling garb, as requested by Kirsten Reddick. Hilarious Bake Off inspired Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mary Vs Prue

Probably because she was down a bottle of wine every time, she spoke to someone. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

It Wasn't An Act

If you close your eyes and imagine maybe it will become reality. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Salad Donuts

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In case you were wondering, this winning recipe was created in a collaboration between Donald Trump and Boris Johnson - cheers! Hilarious lockdown design by Scribbler.

Quarentini

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