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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

So many occasions, so many twats. Dean Morris has the perfect card, so make a start and tell them all.

You're A Twat

Who'd win out of a rabbit and a mole though? Jury's out. Chill out Gary. Hilarious Whale and Bird card for someone who's bad tempered perhaps?

Just Leave It Gary

Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

Sounds right up their street? Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) street sign to point out a bell end in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Bell End

Some people should really just save themselves the bother! Send this cheeky Scribbler design to someone who is Dirty with a capital D.

Sanitiser Filthy Bitch

Probably because she was down a bottle of wine every time, she spoke to someone. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

It Wasn't An Act

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I???ve always thought this card was very meta considering some of the filth that I put out on a regular basis. Being a fan of vintage greeting cards too this is a brilliant image to find.

Tosser On

Did you wake up like this? Then stay in bed and get shit done later with this Dean Morris card.

Let's Get Shit Done Later

This is a reminder ALWAYS to read the fine print. You never know what you might end up with. This Dean Morris card may help.

Sign Up For

For someone special who's the human equivalent of pink, sparkly unicorn sh*t. Give them the highest level of compliment with this magical design by Whale & Bird.

You're The Shit

Add A Photo
Let your best bitch know exactly why you love her with this Dean Morris photo upload card featuring the whore herself.

Cheap Good For Nothing Photo Upload

Another Lockdown? I'd rather slip into something more comfortable like a fucking coma. Celebrate being right in The Thick Of It with this sweary design by Scribbler.

Fucking Lockdown

The best person for this Dean Morris card is the person you have in mind after reading this title!

Best Friends Forever

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

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