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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Thank them for being such an important motherfucker in your life with this card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Awesome Motherfucker

So many occasions, so many twats. Dean Morris has the perfect card, so make a start and tell them all.

You're A Twat

This passing place has been seriously abused! Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) road sign to point out a piss face in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Piss Face

Shit on the shitting thing! Send the legend that is Martin Goodman to tickle a Friday Night Dinner fan with his most iconic line. Designed by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Shit On It

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

Sounds right up their street? Send this hilariously rude and totally real (we hope) street sign to point out a bell end in the vicinity. Designed by Lesser Spotted.

Bell End

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Some people should really just save themselves the bother! Send this cheeky Scribbler design to someone who is Dirty with a capital D.

Sanitiser Filthy Bitch

This Dean Morris card doesn't really need a description. The picket sign says it all!

I Love Anal

So dedicated to perfecting their craft that they deserve to be named World's Biggest Wanker. Make them laugh with this brilliantly rude Boogaloo Stu design.

Wank Master

Who'd win out of a rabbit and a mole though? Jury's out. Chill out Gary. Hilarious Whale and Bird card for someone who's bad tempered perhaps?

Just Leave It Gary

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It's a bit poo for everyone right now! Even though it stinks, we can all get through it if we stick together. Designed by Scribbler.

Sorry Life's A Bit Shit

For the Jonny to your Adam, a fellow Friday Night Dinner fan will love this affectionate design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Friday Night Dinner Pissface

NEVER wake a sleepwalker. Even if they are pissing all over your favourite rug. Brilliant Whale and Bird card for any occasion.

Christ Sake Barry

Not sure we remember this one! Maybe you know a parent who's forever *this* close to snapping? Remind them to have patience with this Whale & Bird design.

Straight To Sleep

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We each have to play our part but this essential worker has gone above and beyond! Show your appreciation with this NHS inspired Scribbler design.

You're The Fucking Best

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