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Retro Just Because Cards

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A colourful explosion of 1980's pop culture; the perfect card to fill any 80's baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.


This is a reminder ALWAYS to read the fine print. You never know what you might end up with. This Dean Morris card may help.

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If your best friend is your wing gal, let her know you rate her with this hilarious Jeffrey and Janice card.

A Best Friend

Tell it like it is with this hilarious card by Dean Morris.

You Are Very Very Gay

This Dean Morris card doesn't really need a description. The picket sign says it all!

I Love Anal

Internet Down, by Scribbler. If the internet is down then what is there even left to do? Clean? This is the perfect card for those Wi-Fi dependant people in your life.

Internet Down

Some wankers need professional help and that's where this guy could help you. Send this Dean Morris card to someone who needs help.

First Class Wanker

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Let your best bitch know exactly why you love her with this Dean Morris photo upload card featuring the whore herself.

Cheap Good For Nothing Photo Upload

Kittens. Just a big group of kittens goofing around mate, as requested by A Guy Hamilton. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.


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Beer over everything, always. Even the environment, sorry! Encourage a serious and principled friend to let loose with this Dean Morris photo upload design.

Fuck The Enviroment Photo Upload

Let your friend know that he'll be part of your pride for life with this Jolly Awesome card.

Mane Man

Well Behaved Women, by Half Moon Bay. If being well behaved doesn't make history then lets start having fun! Send this to the misbehaving woman in your life!

Well Behaved Women

Daily Routine, by Scribbler. Being amazing is hard work - it should be paid full time job! Make them laugh with this hilarious card.

Daily Routine

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The obvious choice to send to a die-hard animal lover who loves chicken, lamb, beef, pork and venison in their mouth! Or a vegan you really hate. Photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Taste So Good Photo Upload

She's talking about her cat you perv. This funny tongue in cheek card by Dean Morris is the perfect way to get someone giggling.

Stroke My Pussy

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I???ve always thought this card was very meta considering some of the filth that I put out on a regular basis. Being a fan of vintage greeting cards too this is a brilliant image to find.

Tosser On

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