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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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If your best friend is your wing gal, let her know you rate her with this hilarious Jeffrey and Janice card.

A Best Friend

Here's a jolly old birthday card for someone who's just blossomed into a fine man, well far better than the dick that they used to be. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment.

Grown Into A Great Man

A colourful explosion of 1980's pop culture; the perfect card to fill any 80's baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.


Daily Routine, by Scribbler. Being amazing is hard work - it should be paid full time job! Make them laugh with this hilarious card.

Daily Routine

The best person for this Dean Morris card is the person you have in mind after reading this title!

Best Friends Forever

Let your friend know that he'll be part of your pride for life with this Jolly Awesome card.

Mane Man

This Dean Morris card doesn't really need a description. The picket sign says it all!

I Love Anal

Nothing threatens a man's masculinity like not being able to handle their beer. So, get them this hilarious Scribbler card.

No Strong Beer

Tell it like it is with this hilarious card by Dean Morris.

You Are Very Very Gay

This is a reminder ALWAYS to read the fine print. You never know what you might end up with. This Dean Morris card may help.

Sign Up For

Some wankers need professional help and that's where this guy could help you. Send this Dean Morris card to someone who needs help.

First Class Wanker

Add A Photo
Everyone knows that lesbians are way more fierce and savage than any lions. Funny photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Throw Me To The Lesbians Photo Upload

Apparently, this guy has been looking at your poo and has discovered that you shit rainbows. No idea why he's so happy about it. This Dean Morris card is ideal for any occasion.

Shit Rainbows

Best friends are really something, an extra special bond, but if they touch that glass of chardonnay the gloves are off!

Best friends forever

Well Behaved Women, by Half Moon Bay. If being well behaved doesn't make history then lets start having fun! Send this to the misbehaving woman in your life!

Well Behaved Women

Add A Photo
Let your best bitch know exactly why you love her with this Dean Morris photo upload card featuring the whore herself.

Cheap Good For Nothing Photo Upload

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I???ve always thought this card was very meta considering some of the filth that I put out on a regular basis. Being a fan of vintage greeting cards too this is a brilliant image to find.

Tosser On

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