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Retro Just Because Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Here's a jolly old birthday card for someone who's just blossomed into a fine man, well far better than the dick that they used to be. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment.

Grown Into A Great Man

If your best friend is your wing gal, let her know you rate her with this hilarious Jeffrey and Janice card.

A Best Friend

Daily Routine, by Scribbler. Being amazing is hard work - it should be paid full time job! Make them laugh with this hilarious card.

Daily Routine

A colourful explosion of 1980's pop culture; the perfect card to fill any 80's baby with nostalgia. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.


Some wankers need professional help and that's where this guy could help you. Send this Dean Morris card to someone who needs help.

First Class Wanker

Tell it like it is with this hilarious card by Dean Morris.

You Are Very Very Gay

Just a Subtle hint. A subtle hint via this Dean Morris card that it's her round.

Did Someone Mention Wine

This Dean Morris card doesn't really need a description. The picket sign says it all!

I Love Anal

Internet Down, by Scribbler. If the internet is down then what is there even left to do? Clean? This is the perfect card for those Wi-Fi dependant people in your life.

Internet Down

She's talking about her cat you perv. This funny tongue in cheek card by Dean Morris is the perfect way to get someone giggling.

Stroke My Pussy

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I???ve always thought this card was very meta considering some of the filth that I put out on a regular basis. Being a fan of vintage greeting cards too this is a brilliant image to find.

Tosser On

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The obvious choice to send to a die-hard animal lover who loves chicken, lamb, beef, pork and venison in their mouth! Or a vegan you really hate. Photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Taste So Good Photo Upload

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The perfect photo upload card to send to a meat eater. See if you can rub off on them and maybe they'll rub one out to your face! Designed by Dean Morris.

Go Green Photo Upload

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