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Swearing Get Well Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Hang in there everything will get better eventually, right!? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hang In There Bitch

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

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Sometimes there's no better help than a massive hug from a friend. This card from King B is just the kind of pick-me-up they need to start feeling a little better.

Huge Hug

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Know someone milking - I mean nursing, a classic case of the man flu? Send them your sincerest sympathies with this cheeky get well soon card by King B.

Man The Fuck Up

There still gonna find something to moan about at least now they have a reason. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Moaning Old Twat

I'm sure we've all had someone close to us be ill and it feels exactly like this, lighten their mood with this get well soon card by Bettie Confetti.

This Fucking Sucks

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Christ, have you seen yourself lately? Because you really do look like sh*t. Just thought you'd want to know! Be a good friend and send this Scribbler get well design.

Fuck Me You Look Terrible

A rude get well soon card for someone that appreciates a good banter between two friends. A card by Bettie Confetti.

Cheer The Fuck Up

Do you think they might be milking it for the attention? They probably are, so send them this hilarious get well soon card by Cunning Linguist.

You Lying Shit

Tell them to buckle up buttercup and get well soon with this hilariously naughty card by Cunning Linguist.

Get Well Soon

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