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Get Well Cards For Her

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Treat a friend to this sweet and holesome Whale & Bird card on their birthday.

No Sprinkles Card

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You Card

Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day Card

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No matter what age you reach, you should always tell your Mum you love her, even if only once a year. This Scribbler designed Birthday card does it for you.

Love You Mummy Card

I Really Love You. Oh, And You're A Great Shag. A truthful anniversary or Valentine's card for your husband, wife, girlfriend or boyfriend. The good vibes will let you coast for months after this Dean Morris card.

Great Shag Card

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Something smells fishy here, and it's not cod liver oil tablets! Call out a colleague and let them know you're onto them with this Scribbler get well design.

Hard To Swallow Pills Card

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

You're The Tits Card

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Do you ever get the feeling you were an accident? Send Mum this Scribbler Birthday card from a safe distance.

Child-Proofed The House Card

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Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A personalised congratulations Anniversary card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

Name You Are The Bee's Knees Card

I guess he kinda likes the way it numbs all the pain. Open wide, Lewis! Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Lewis Calpol-Di Card

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You may have tested positive for Coronavirus but hey, at least you're STD negative! Help a friend to look on the bright side with this get well Scribbler design.

I'm Gonna Get You Card

Red pill or blue pill? Neo from The Matrix in Boots, agonising over whether he should buy paracetamol or ibuprofen, as requested by Aaron Williams. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Neo's Headache Card

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Hopefully this get well card will knock some sense into them. Some of us are made of stronger stuff, am I right? Designed by Scribbler.

Got You Some Medicine Card

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The best mum ever deserves that title on a Birthday card this Mother's Day. Exclusive to Scribbler.

Best Mum Ever Card

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Is your Mum roar-some? This animal themed design by Scribbler is perfect for the leader of your pack. Exclusive to Scribbler.

Mum You're Roar-Some Card

Let them know they rock your world with this Anniversary card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

You Rock Card

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