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Any bird-lover would be happy to see that these tits have grown up and are flying about on this Jeffrey and Janice Birthday card.

Your Magnificent Tits Card

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

You're The Tits Card

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If the greatest tits contest was an Olympic sport, they'd definitely get the gold medal! Let them know what brilliant tits they have with this Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

The Worlds Greatest Titties Card

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Don't be a boob, let them know they're the breast with this hilariously naughty Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

You're The Breast Card

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Another year older, another year wiser? I guess we'll see! A perfect Lucy Maggie card for someone's birthday bash.

Shake Your Tits Card

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It's business as usual with this inspirational Redback Birthday card.

Chin Up Tits Out Card

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Relieve stress and tension by grabbing the Giant Breast.. Avoid jail time and touch your very own boob.. Perfect for a friend who's a bit boob mad.. Also ideal for anyone completely stressed out.. Too indiscreet to squeeze your own boob at work? Too illegal to squeeze someone else's? Look no further than this Giant Breast for the ultimate stress relief. This ultra soft boob is the ideal companion at your work desk for when the day is getting too much and you just need that breast to grab or even that nipple to tweak. Whether you're trying to be mindful and calm yourself or pretending it's your bosses head your squeezing, this durable boob will work wonders for you. Be sure to get it as a gift for someone who needs to chill out more, or just a real boob enthusiast.

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Their tits don't get more fantastic than this so let them know with this funny birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Thought I'd Show You My Fantastic Tits Card

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Lick me!. Breast lolly ever. Strawberry flavour. Suitable for vegetarians and vegans. Nipple anyone? It's fair to say that this lollipop is just asking to be licked! This strawberry flavoured Boobie Pop is a brilliantly naughty gift for anyone who appreciates a good boob in life, or who needs some practice on their technique. Please be warned that if you choose to enjoy this lolly in public, you may receive some odd looks!

Boobie Pop

Tits are great aren't they? Send this hilarious Lowe and Behold design to celebrate the owner of a generous pair of puppies!

Tits Card

Lowe And Behold

Maybe you've got a pal who always gets her tits out after a couple of drinks? The perfect Lucy Maggie birthday card for your breast friend.

Stay On Your Breast Behaviour Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

The original hard candy message of love. Treat yourself to a bag of mini heart-shaped sugar sweeties. Each heart is printed with a cheesy message such as. "Be Mine", "Kiss Me", "My Guy , "Cutie Pie", or "Miss You". Suitable for vegetarians.

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PG Tits Coaster. Your friends and family will love this Scribbler favourite as much as we do, so go on treat them (or yourself!).

PG Tits Coaster

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Phwooar, take a look at that pair of tits over there Nigel! All birds of course, get your mind out the gutter. Designed by Scribbler.

Nice Boobys Card

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Send some reassuring vibes with this supportive breast cancer card by Scribbler.

Cancer Smancer Card

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Let a loved one know you'll always be there for them with this Scribbler breast cancer card.

Fuck Breast Cancer Card

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Give cancer the middle finger with this rude Scribbler breast cancer design.

Fuck Cancer Card

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Let a friend know they're still the tits with this thoughtful Scribbler breast cancer card.

Sorry To Hear About Your Boobs Card

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Give cancer the middle finger with this rude Scribbler breast cancer design.

Fuck Cancer Card

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Their boobs may be gone, but they still need your support! Boost a breast cancer survivor with this cute Scribbler card.

Remember You're The Tits Card

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Give cancer a (lip) smack and make a loved one laugh with this funny breast cancer design by Scribbler.

Cancer Can Kiss My Arse Card

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Give cancer a (lip) smack and make a loved one laugh with this funny breast cancer design by Scribbler.

Cancer Can Kiss My Arse Card

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OH. Celebrate their birthday Nessa style with a pint of wine and this Pedges Houseboat card. If they're a Gavin and Stacey fan, they'll loves it!

Sugar Tits Card

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Send this funny birthday card to a friend or loved one. Lovely hand illustrated cupcakes

Happy Birthday Sugar Tits Card

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