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Friendship Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

It!s important to keep your brain working after retirement which makes win the best replacement! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hobbies Are Important

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All I'm saying is, you'd better pack as much into that weekend as possible! Send this cheery card to wave off an older colleague as they walk off into the sunset. Retirement design by Scribbler.

One Really Long Weekend

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

School a keen fisher with this sofishticated fishing pun card by Whale & Bird.

Keepin It Reel

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Things have grown a bit neglected and out of hand of late. Encourage someone to spend their new found spare time getting the shears out and tending to their overgrown bush! Designed by King B.

Trim Your Bush

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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy

Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again

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