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Swearing Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

File Fuck It

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You did your very best, now do us all a favour and give up! Break it to a colleague that this is as good as it'll get for them. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Medal Of Participation

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Supersize

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They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

Send this Modern Toss card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!

Tweet

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Now that he's retired, he can finally put 100% of his time into that award-winning cock. Be cock sure with this funny retirement card from King B.

Enjoy Retirement!

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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy

Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off

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Good news: you don't need your hearing aid in to read this cheeky retirement card! Designed by Scribbler.

You Deaf Git

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