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Rude Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off Card
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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy Card
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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Card
Do you have a co-worker with a sense of humour or you simply dislike them? Either way this leaving card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for you.

Prayers Card
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Now that he's retired, he can finally put 100% of his time into that award-winning cock. Be cock sure with this funny retirement card from King B.

Enjoy Retirement Card
Send a colleague off with all your best wishes with this Lucky Bastard retirement card!

Lucky Bastard - Retirement Card
Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard Card
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A special treat from your favourite Santa Paws! Help your puppy say Merry Christmas with this design by Scribbler.

May Look Cute Card
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You've bugged us for FAR too many years. Now buzz off and fly away will ya! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Happy Retirement Card
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Sorry Gramps, no oldies allowed! Keep your working environment cool, youthful and energetic and show the dead weight to the door with this savage card. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Good Job You're Retiring Card
To mark Dean Morris New Job cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that New Job card: I love this New Job card and I think it speaks to an awful lot of people. Basically, anyone who has ever owned a computer.

Turning It On And Off Again Card
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Celebrate someone checking the penultimate life milestone off their list. Only one more to go, and it's a killer! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Retirement Checklist Card
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For goodness sake, get out and live your life before it's too late! Encourage a colleague to make every last second count with this hilarious Scribbler retirement design.

Enjoy What Time You Have Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
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All I'm saying is, you'd better pack as much into that weekend as possible! Send this cheery card to wave off an older colleague as they walk off into the sunset. Retirement design by Scribbler.

One Really Long Weekend Card
A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck Card
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They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick Card
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You did your very best, now do us all a favour and give up! Break it to a colleague that this is as good as it'll get for them. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Medal Of Participation Card
Why not give your coworker a lovely send off and give them this cheeky card!

Rude Retirement Card
The Nice One Dickhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Dickhead Card
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Oh, so YOU'RE that sack of bones that was always in the corner! Well what do you know. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Thought You Retired Years Ago Card
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Say farewell to someone who's retiring with this hilarious card!

Finally Buggaring Off - Happy Retirement Card
Send this Modern Toss New Job card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!

Tweet Card
Send your co-worker this Brainbox Candy card for when their leaving or when it's just wishful thinking.

Hope It's Not A Rumour Card

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