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Rude Retirement Cards

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A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Send this Modern Toss card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!


Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

Now that he's retired, he can finally put 100% of his time into that award-winning cock. Be cock sure with this funny retirement card from King B.

Enjoy Retirement!

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard

They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick

Things have grown a bit neglected and out of hand of late. Encourage someone to spend their new found spare time getting the shears out and tending to their overgrown bush! Designed by King B.

Trim Your Bush

Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again

Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job

You've bugged us for FAR too many years. Now buzz off and fly away will ya! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Happy Retirement

Sorry Gramps, no oldies allowed! Keep your working environment cool, youthful and energetic and show the dead weight to the door with this savage card. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Good Job You're Retiring

Do you have a co-worker with a sense of humour or you simply dislike them? Either way this leaving card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for you.


For goodness sake, get out and live your life before it's too late! Encourage a colleague to make every last second count with this hilarious Scribbler retirement design.

Enjoy What Time You Have

Good news: you don't need your hearing aid in to read this cheeky retirement card! Designed by Scribbler.

You Deaf Git

All I'm saying is, you'd better pack as much into that weekend as possible! Send this cheery card to wave off an older colleague as they walk off into the sunset. Retirement design by Scribbler.

One Really Long Weekend

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