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Rude Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Do you have a co-worker with a sense of humour or you simply dislike them? Either way this leaving card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for you.

Prayers

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard

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Things have grown a bit neglected and out of hand of late. Encourage someone to spend their new found spare time getting the shears out and tending to their overgrown bush! Designed by King B.

Trim Your Bush

The Nice One Dickhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Dickhead

Let's be real they aren't going to leave the house now they're retired. A card designed by brainbox Candy.

Hello Bus Pass

Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again

The Nice One Wanker Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Wanker

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

The Nice One Knobhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

The Nice One Knobhead

Send this Modern Toss card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!

Tweet

Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off

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You've bugged us for FAR too many years. Now buzz off and fly away will ya! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Happy Retirement

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For goodness sake, get out and live your life before it's too late! Encourage a colleague to make every last second count with this hilarious Scribbler retirement design.

Enjoy What Time You Have

The Nice One Bellend Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Bellend

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