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Rude Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Do you have a co-worker with a sense of humour or you simply dislike them? Either way this leaving card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for you.


Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again

They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Celebrate someone checking the penultimate life milestone off their list. Only one more to go, and it's a killer! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Retirement Checklist

The Nice One Dickhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Dickhead

Sorry Gramps, no oldies allowed! Keep your working environment cool, youthful and energetic and show the dead weight to the door with this savage card. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Good Job You're Retiring

The Nice One Knobhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

The Nice One Knobhead

Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job

The Nice One Wanker Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Wanker

You did your very best, now do us all a favour and give up! Break it to a colleague that this is as good as it'll get for them. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Medal Of Participation

For goodness sake, get out and live your life before it's too late! Encourage a colleague to make every last second count with this hilarious Scribbler retirement design.

Enjoy What Time You Have

Things have grown a bit neglected and out of hand of late. Encourage someone to spend their new found spare time getting the shears out and tending to their overgrown bush! Designed by King B.

Trim Your Bush

You've bugged us for FAR too many years. Now buzz off and fly away will ya! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Happy Retirement

Now that he's retired, he can finally put 100% of his time into that award-winning cock. Be cock sure with this funny retirement card from King B.

Enjoy Retirement!

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

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