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Rude Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

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Celebrate someone checking the penultimate life milestone off their list. Only one more to go, and it's a killer! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Retirement Checklist

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Supersize
Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Supersize

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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy

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Things have grown a bit neglected and out of hand of late. Encourage someone to spend their new found spare time getting the shears out and tending to their overgrown bush! Designed by King B.

Trim Your Bush

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Now that he's retired, he can finally put 100% of his time into that award-winning cock. Be cock sure with this funny retirement card from King B.

Enjoy Retirement!

Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again

Send this Modern Toss card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!

Tweet

Do you have a co-worker with a sense of humour or you simply dislike them? Either way this leaving card by Brainbox Candy is perfect for you.

Prayers

Tell a colleague to piss off to their new job with this card designed by Sweary Card Company.

Piss Off

The Nice One Bellend Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Bellend

Straight-talking retirement card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez.

Work Shy Bastard

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

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Good news: you don't need your hearing aid in to read this cheeky retirement card! Designed by Scribbler.

You Deaf Git

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job

The Nice One Knobhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

The Nice One Knobhead

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You did your very best, now do us all a favour and give up! Break it to a colleague that this is as good as it'll get for them. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Medal Of Participation

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They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick

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