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Funny Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Supersize Card
A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck Card
OMG! OMG! OMG! Something worth celebrating? This colourful card from Angela Chick is perfect.

Omg Card
Treat them to this brilliant Divorce card by Poppy And Mabel and make their day!

Hang In There Sloth Card
What If The Hokey Cokey, Blank Birthday card by Bluebell 33. It's the thought on everyone's mind. Get them to question EVERYTHING with this hilariously existential Birthday card.

What If The Hokey Cokey Card
You will survive! Tell your co-worker or friend they're not welcome any more with this awesome card by Brainbox Candy.

Don't Turn Around Now Card
Take the sting out of redundancy wth this funny New Job card from Modern Toss. For anyone who's been made redundant but still has a sense of humour!

Let You Go Card
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They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick Card
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You did your very best, now do us all a favour and give up! Break it to a colleague that this is as good as it'll get for them. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Medal Of Participation Card
If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A Birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life Card
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Things have grown a bit neglected and out of hand of late. Encourage someone to spend their new found spare time getting the shears out and tending to their overgrown bush! Designed by King B.

Trim Your Bush Card
Are you having a laugh? Or does this snowflake really not know what a pencil is? A great personalised New Job card from Modern Toss.

Twitter That Card
Relaxing rainbow sloth Birthday card. Ideal to send to someone you know who needs to take a break. Design by Katie Abey for Whale & Bird.

Slow Down Sloth Card
Send this Modern Toss New Job card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!

Tweet Card
Whether you want to wish them Happy Birthday or just remind them you're thinking of them, this light hearted (ish) take on ageing from Thinkling Creative is perfect for the job!

Old AF - Pink Card
Whether you want to wish them Happy Birthday or just remind them you're thinking of them, this light hearted (ish) take on ageing from Thinkling Creative is perfect for the job!

Old AF - Blue Card
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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor Supersize Card

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