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Funny Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Supersize

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Life Begins At Retirement, by Scribbler. It's true that life truly begins at retirement, they're going to wonder why they didn?t retire sooner! Celebrate their better life with this fun card.

Life Begins At Retirement

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It's time to do all the things they never had chance to do for before. Congratulate them with this funny Scribbler retirement card.

Retired

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The hips don't lie, and yours are telling me that you're getting on a bit (understatement)! Send this King B card to celebrate an older friend.

Hip Hip Replacement

The Nice One Dickhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Dickhead

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job

Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again

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Now that he's retired, he can finally put 100% of his time into that award-winning cock. Be cock sure with this funny retirement card from King B.

Enjoy Retirement!

We all know the feeling - any excuse not to go work. Save time; switch on the telly. Another of the great range of 'at work' cards from Modern Toss. A great personalised card.

Printers Broken

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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy

Treat them to this brilliant Divorce card by Poppy And Mabel and make their day!

Hang In There Sloth

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Engage: relaxation mode. That is, if we can call what you've been doing for the last 40 years work? Retirement design by Scribbler.

Put Your Feet Up

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Congratulate a co-worker on their big dreams with this card designed by Scribbler.

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor!

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We don't think anyone's really got it all together, and if they say they have, they're lying! Send this awesome Scribbler card and show them how much you love them.

Another Year Of Wnging It

Are you having a laugh? Or does this snowflake really not know what a pencil is? A great personalised card from Modern Toss.

Twitter That

A funny personalised work card from Modern Toss. Non-smokers' suspicions confirmed.

Given Up Smoking

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

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Celebrate your boredom with this funny work card from Modern Toss. One of our great personalised everyday cards for every afternoon.

A Bit Bored

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