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Funny Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Totally not jealous they never have to experience the Sunday night pre-work anxiety again! Celebrate someone's retirement with this funny Scribbler card.

Wakes Up Happy

Celebrate the knitting nans and cool grandmas in your life with this birthday or 'just because' card. Those cardigans didn't knit themselves.

Knitter's Delight

The best way to express your true sadness that someone if leaving is with tears. This card says it all! The perfect way to let them know how you feel. Design by Whale & Bird.

Sorry You're Leaving

Say goodbye to a friend or coworker in the best way possible - with a Michael Scott greeting card! Fans of The Office will know him as the hilarious office manager, who is absolutely clueless on most things. So if your friend is a fan of The Office US then they will definitely appreciate this card.

Michael Scott Leaving Card

Straight-talking retirement card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez.

Work Shy Bastard

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Yep, that's literally all they have to show for it: no savings, no friends, no achievements - nothing! Have a laugh with this Scribbler retirement card.

All You Have To Show For It

Relaxing rainbow sloth card. Ideal to send to someone you know who needs to take a break. Design by Katie Abey for Whale & Bird.

Slow Down Sloth

Whether you want to wish them Happy Birthday or just remind them you're thinking of them, this light hearted (ish) take on ageing from Thinkling Creative is perfect for the job!

Old AF - Blue

Whether you want to wish them Happy Birthday or just remind them you're thinking of them, this light hearted (ish) take on ageing from Thinkling Creative is perfect for the job!

Old AF - Pink

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor!

Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss You

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard

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Supersize
Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor! Supersize

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The hips don't lie, and yours are telling me that you're getting on a bit (understatement)! Send this King B card to celebrate an older friend.

Hip Hip Replacement

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

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Tell your co-worker that you will survive without them by gifting them this card from Scribbler.

You Don't Work Here Anymore

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Celebrate your boredom with this funny work card from Modern Toss. One of our great personalised everyday cards for every afternoon.

A Bit Bored

Women's idea of multi-tasking is different from men's; bring the sexes closer together by explaining some basics. Great personalised card.

Multi-Tasking

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