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Funny Retirement Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Congratulate a co-worker on their big dreams with this card designed by Scribbler.

Pursue Your Dream

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

Send this Modern Toss card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!

Tweet

Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss you

Now that you're retired, you could do all of the options on this Poet & Painter card.

Happy Retirement

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For your least favourite co-worker on their leaving day. A card by Scribbler.

It Will Be Much Better

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The hips don't lie, and yours are telling me that you're getting on a bit (understatement)! Send this King B card to celebrate an older friend.

Hip Hip Replacement

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Let the one Co-worker you actually like know how you feel about them leaving! Designed by Scribbler.

You Traitor!

Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

File Fuck It

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

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Tell your co-worker that you will survive without them by gifting them this card from Scribbler.

You Don't Work Here Anymore

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

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Engage: relaxation mode. That is, if we can call what you've been doing for the last 40 years work? Retirement design by Scribbler.

Put Your Feet Up

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