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Cartoon Retirement Cards

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Send this Modern Toss card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!


Personalise one of our great cards from Modern Toss. Let that lazy colleague (and your boss) know you're on to them.

Time Off

Wouldn't it be lovely to retire at 2:30pm? Send this Modern Toss card to someone who dreams of that day!

Early Retirement

Engage: relaxation mode. That is, if we can call what you've been doing for the last 40 years work? Retirement design by Scribbler.

Put Your Feet Up

Send this funny leaving card from Modern Toss to anyone who probably ought to be leaving!

Whip Round

Are you having a laugh? Or does this snowflake really not know what a pencil is? A great personalised card from Modern Toss.

Twitter That

Celebrate your boredom with this funny work card from Modern Toss. One of our great personalised everyday cards for every afternoon.

A Bit Bored

This funny work card from Modern Toss explores ways of getting time off! Explain how if a sabbatical gores you, you will be off work for some time.


Take the sting out of redundancy wth this funny card from Modern Toss. For anyone who's been made redundant but still has a sense of humour!

Let You Go

Big brother is watching you! No, seriously, he is. A great personalised everyday card from Modern Toss.

Facebook Account

We all know the feeling - any excuse not to go work. Save time; switch on the telly. Another of the great range of 'at work' cards from Modern Toss. A great personalised card.

Printers Broken

School a keen fisher with this sofishticated fishing pun card by Whale & Bird.

Keepin It Reel

A funny personalised work card from Modern Toss. Non-smokers' suspicions confirmed.

Given up Smoking

Sorry Gramps, no oldies allowed! Keep your working environment cool, youthful and energetic and show the dead weight to the door with this savage card. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Good Job You're Retiring

Our exclusive range of funny personalised cards from Modern Toss covers every aspect of work. His work contract proves somewhat controversial.

The Deal

You did your very best, now do us all a favour and give up! Break it to a colleague that this is as good as it'll get for them. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Medal Of Participation

You'll be leaving a massive hole! Wish a colleague a healthy, ha-pea retirement with this cute Scribbler design.

Ha-Pea Retirement

Women's idea of multi-tasking is different from men's; bring the sexes closer together by explaining some basics. Great personalised card.


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