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Retirement Cards For Him

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Send this Lucilla Lavender card to someone who may or may not be developing a beer belly!

Happy Beer Day

Engage: relaxation mode. That is, if we can call what you've been doing for the last 40 years work? Retirement design by Scribbler.

Put Your Feet Up

It's time to do all the things they never had chance to do for before. Congratulate them with this funny Scribbler retirement card.


School a keen fisher with this sofishticated fishing pun card by Whale & Bird.

Keepin It Reel

Now starts the stage of waiting for death' Such Fun!!! A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Those Idiots Again

They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick

It!s important to keep your brain working after retirement which makes win the best replacement! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hobbies Are Important

Sorry Gramps, no oldies allowed! Keep your working environment cool, youthful and energetic and show the dead weight to the door with this savage card. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Good Job You're Retiring

Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy

For goodness sake, get out and live your life before it's too late! Encourage a colleague to make every last second count with this hilarious Scribbler retirement design.

Enjoy What Time You Have

All I'm saying is, you'd better pack as much into that weekend as possible! Send this cheery card to wave off an older colleague as they walk off into the sunset. Retirement design by Scribbler.

One Really Long Weekend

Good news: you don't need your hearing aid in to read this cheeky retirement card! Designed by Scribbler.

You Deaf Git

You did your very best, now do us all a favour and give up! Break it to a colleague that this is as good as it'll get for them. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Medal Of Participation

Celebrate someone checking the penultimate life milestone off their list. Only one more to go, and it's a killer! Retirement design by Scribbler.

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It's time for them to put their feet up and relax, so congratulate them on their retirement with this personalised card by Some Ink Nice.

Happy Retirement

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