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Retirement Cards For Him

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

The Nice One Knobhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

The Nice One Knobhead

Supportive Sloth

Hang In There Sloth

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He's lucky just to have you in his life! Save yourself the stress this holiday season and give your dad this funny Scribbler card instead. At least we hope he'll laugh.

Dad You're Really Difficult

Send this Lucilla Lavender card to someone who may or may not be developing a beer belly!

Happy Beer Day

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They've been an OAP for a VERY long time! Give them something else to moan about with this rude retirement card. Designed by Scribbler.

Old Angry Prick

It!s important to keep your brain working after retirement which makes win the best replacement! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hobbies Are Important

School a keen fisher with this sofishticated fishing pun card by Whale & Bird.

Keepin It Reel

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It's time to do all the things they never had chance to do for before. Congratulate them with this funny Scribbler retirement card.

Retired

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Make sure your long-suffering Dad knows exactly where he stands this Father's Day: tomorrow business will resume as normal so he'd better make the most! Photo upload card by Scribbler.

King For The Day

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Dads are Like Mums Only Cooler, by Scribbler. He's got the edge when it comes to coolness but that's not saying much! Make sure that he gets it before your mum does! Great Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Dads Like Mums Only Cooler

Let's be real they aren't going to leave the house now they're retired. A card designed by brainbox Candy.

Hello Bus Pass

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Tell a lazy bastard that they've definitely got a few more years left in them! Retirement design by Scribbler.

Just Fucking Lazy

Is it time you let that NHS worker in your life how great they are? Or do you work in the NHS and have an amazing colleague that needs celebrating? Designed by Sally Elizabeth Designs

Nhs Superstar

The Nice One Bellend Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Bellend

The Nice One Dickhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Dickhead

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Engage: relaxation mode. That is, if we can call what you've been doing for the last 40 years work? Retirement design by Scribbler.

Put Your Feet Up

The Nice One Wanker Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Wanker

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