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A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Imagine buying someone this card and then finding out the put the milk in first. A card designed by Angela Chick.

Perfect Match

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Richard Curtis eat your heart out. A thoughtful Christmas card for your partner who always complains that you're not romantic enough' Because in reality, it's never like the movies.

Christmas Romance

If this is the best life, I!m worried to see what the worse life is like. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Living Her Best Life

A simple and bright Claire Giles card to send to the grandparents on the birth of their granddaughter.

New Granddaughter

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

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WARNING! This Scribbler card may contain nuts and some really bad Christmas puns.

Drive Me Nuts

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Let them know they rock your world with this personalised card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME You Rock

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It's time to do all the things they never had chance to do for before. Congratulate them with this funny Scribbler retirement card.

Retired

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Eye love you more than I love looking at you! A personalised valentine's card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME Eye Love You

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You did your very best, now do us all a favour and give up! Break it to a colleague that this is as good as it'll get for them. Retirement design by Scribbler.

Medal Of Participation

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A stylish birthday card by Scribbler for the Patsy to your Eddy, who appreciates the nicer things in life. Don't forget a bottle of Bolly to go with it darling!

Absolutley Fabulous Birthday

It!s important to keep your brain working after retirement which makes win the best replacement! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hobbies Are Important

Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

You Are The Bee's Knees

Let the loved one in your life know you love them with this Cardi inspired valentines card designed by Rumble Cards.

My Cardi B-ae

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For goodness sake, get out and live your life before it's too late! Encourage a colleague to make every last second count with this hilarious Scribbler retirement design.

Enjoy What Time You Have

Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day

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Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A personalised congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME You Are The Bee's Knees

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Might be a bit cold for this behaviour - watch out for frostbite! Give someone special a bit of sauce with their Christmas Dinner this year. Designed by Scribbler.

Get Your Giblets Out

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