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Swearing Pregnancy Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

The Nice One Bellend Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Bellend

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

The Nice One Dickhead Card is a great way to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Nice One Dickhead

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Enjoy the next 9 months of having absolutely no fun whatsoever. We're sure the baby will be totally worth it and you'll have a blast once it's born! Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Guide To Pregnancy

I swear they were right there, I just turned my back for one second! If you think this bad, get ready for the terrible twos. New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Wait Til They Start Crawling

It's never too late to get rid of it, just think Bruce Wayne was an orphan and he turned out fine! A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby

I wouldn!t trust google you could have a headache and it will say you have cancer. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Being A Parent

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant

The best way to congratulate someone who's up the duff!

Up The Duff

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