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Swearing Pregnancy Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

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Enjoy the next 9 months of having absolutely no fun whatsoever. We're sure the baby will be totally worth it and you'll have a blast once it's born! Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Guide To Pregnancy

I wouldn!t trust google you could have a headache and it will say you have cancer. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Being A Parent

Send the new parents or parents to be a colourful reminder of what they can look forward to in parenthood! A design by Hannah Boulter

Shits And Giggles

The best way to congratulate someone who's up the duff!

Up The Duff

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant

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