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Rude Pregnancy Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card

Send the new parents or parents to be a colourful reminder of what they can look forward to in parenthood! A design by Hannah Boulter

Shits And Giggles Card

Send well wishes to a special mum to be with this pregnancy card!

Up The Duff Card

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Bet those 20 mins of fun really seem worth it now you've got 18+ years of parenthood ahead of you, huh? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Parenthood Card

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We don't want to upset you or anything during this already emotional time, but your vagina will never be the same again, just saying. Congrats though! Designed by King B.

Up The Duff Card

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Enjoy the next 9 months of having absolutely no fun whatsoever. We're sure the baby will be totally worth it and you'll have a blast once it's born! Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Guide To Pregnancy Card

Congratulate a new Dad by reminding him to wrap up next time! Rude design by Jolly Awesome.

Wear A Condom Card

Good Job. They got down and dirty and have the proof to show for it! Congratulate a couple of new parents-to-be with this rude design by The Cardy Club. This white pregnancy card says Good Job and has a drawing of hands making a gesture for sex.

Good Job Card

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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant Card

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Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card

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Clearly, Santa has more manners than this grumpy old fart, no wonder she was kissing Santa! A very naughty Christmas design created by Do Something David.

Saw Grandma Kissing Santa Claus Card

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock Card

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A special treat from your favourite Santa Paws! Help your puppy say Merry Christmas with this design by Scribbler.

May Look Cute Card

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