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Rude Pregnancy Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word Card

The funnest part is over now starts the struggle phase. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Made A Tiny Person Card

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Enjoy the next 9 months of having absolutely no fun whatsoever. We're sure the baby will be totally worth it and you'll have a blast once it's born! Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Guide To Pregnancy Card

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We don't want to upset you or anything during this already emotional time, but your vagina will never be the same again, just saying. Congrats though! Designed by King B.

Up The Duff Card

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Bet those 20 mins of fun really seem worth it now you've got 18+ years of parenthood ahead of you, huh? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Parenthood Card

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant Card

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Congratulate a couple for getting busy and making a tiny human with this funny pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Small Earthling Card

Good Job. They got down and dirty and have the proof to show for it! Congratulate a couple of new parents-to-be with this rude design by The Cardy Club. This white pregnancy card says Good Job and has a drawing of hands making a gesture for sex.

Good Job Card

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock Card

Send the new parents or parents to be a colourful reminder of what they can look forward to in parenthood! A design by Hannah Boulter

Shits And Giggles Card

Congratulate a new Dad by reminding him to wrap up next time! Rude design by Jolly Awesome.

Wear A Condom Card

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