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Rude Pregnancy Cards

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Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Good Job. They got down and dirty and have the proof to show for it! Congratulate a couple of new parents-to-be with this rude design by The Cardy Club. This white pregnancy card says Good Job and has a drawing of hands making a gesture for sex.

Good Job

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

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You make baby? High five! Send congratulations to the lucky parents to be all the way from Kazakhstan with this hilarious Borat inspired design by Scribbler.

Wah Wah Wee Wah Sexy Time

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We don't want to upset you or anything during this already emotional time, but your vagina will never be the same again, just saying. Congrats though! Designed by King B.

Up The Duff

The funnest part is over now starts the struggle phase. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Made A Tiny Person

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Some people are mature enough to be parents, and others aren't *quite* there yet! Know your strengths and offer your support to an expecting friend with this rude design by Scribbler.

Crib Refresh

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

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Enjoy the next 9 months of having absolutely no fun whatsoever. We're sure the baby will be totally worth it and you'll have a blast once it's born! Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Guide To Pregnancy

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

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Bet those 20 mins of fun really seem worth it now you've got 18+ years of parenthood ahead of you, huh? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Parenthood

Add A Photo
Damn, she's braver than you are! Let her know you'll be praying for her vagina with this hilariously rude pregnancy card. Photo upload design by Scribbler.

Scared For Your Vagina

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant

Surely what every Mother-to-be wants to hear when their partner realises how much a baby is actually going to cost. Designed by Quite Good Cards.

Spared Us A Baby Shower

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You can say that again! Congratulate a couple on their Lockdown baby and let them know their fun is officially over. Designed by Scribbler.

Stuck At Home With A Newborn

Congratulate a new Dad by reminding him to wrap up next time! Rude design by Jolly Awesome.

Wear A Condom

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Congratulate a couple for getting busy and making a tiny human with this funny pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Small Earthling

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