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Rude Pregnancy Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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For better or worse, they're up the duff! Send your congratulations with this cheeky design by Lucy Maggie.

Should Have Listened In Sex Ed Card
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Bet those 20 mins of fun really seem worth it now you've got 18+ years of parenthood ahead of you, huh? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Parenthood Card
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Send this funny card to those who are expecting to let them know to expect a lifetime of debt for that one night of passion.

First Time Parents Maternity Pregnancy Card
Surely what every Mother-to-be wants to hear when their partner realises how much a baby is actually going to cost. Designed by Quite Good Baby Shower cards.

Spared Us A Baby Shower Card
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Congratulate a couple for getting busy and making a tiny human with this funny pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Small Earthling Card
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You make baby? High five! Send congratulations to the lucky parents to be all the way from Kazakhstan with this hilarious Borat inspired design by Scribbler.

Wah Wah Wee Wah Sexy Time Card
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Enjoy the next 9 months of having absolutely no fun whatsoever. We're sure the baby will be totally worth it and you'll have a blast once it's born! Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Guide To Pregnancy Card
How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker Card
The funnest part is over now starts the struggle phase. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Made A Tiny Person Card
Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock Card
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We don't want to upset you or anything during this already emotional time, but your vagina will never be the same again, just saying. Congrats though! Designed by King B.

Up The Duff Card
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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant Card
Congratulate a new Dad by reminding him to wrap up next time! Rude design by Jolly Awesome.

Wear A Condom Card
As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card
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Well when you put it like that they'll need all the luck they can get! Send you well wishes with this hilarious card from King B.

Good Luck Squeezing A Baby Out Card
Send well wishes to a special mum to be with this pregnancy card!

Up The Duff Card
Send the new parents or parents to be a colourful reminder of what they can look forward to in parenthood! A design by Hannah Boulter

Shits And Giggles Card
Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word Card
Good Job. They got down and dirty and have the proof to show for it! Congratulate a couple of new parents-to-be with this rude design by The Cardy Club. This white pregnancy card says Good Job and has a drawing of hands making a gesture for sex.

Good Job Card

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