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The best way to congratulate someone who's up the duff!

Up The Duff Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

With the new baby on the way, it's only right that you step up to the plate and help out, right? Send this Baby Shower card to the mum-to-be you'll miss getting pissed with.

Drinking For Two New Baby Card

PaperFreckles

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

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The moment you've prayed for! They've just made you the happiest person in the world so get as TMI as Boyle would in your excitement. Brooklyn Nine Nine inspired card by Scribbler.

Just Remember You're Pregnant Card

Scribbler

The Official Daddy Baby Shower card is a chance to celebrate a man friend becoming a new Daddy.

Official Daddy Card

Short and Sweet

Order online from the maternity ward. Delivered straight to their door.

Bike Delivery Card

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The Official Mummy Baby Shower card is a chance to celebrate a lady friend becoming a new Mummy.

Official Mummy Card

Short and Sweet

Congratulate the new parent or parents while letting them know life will never, ever be the same now that they've spawned a clone. But, hey, this baby Baby Shower card is cute so it should soften the blow.

Hands Full New Baby Card

PaperFreckles

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The bun is no longer in the oven! Send them Congratulations on their latest addition to the family with this alternative, punny card!

Congrats On Your New Addition! Card

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Looks like they'll be on the Jeremy Kyle show before you know it! Send this Jolly Awesome card is perfect to send to someone who loves avocados.

Avocado Dna Test Card

Jolly Awesome

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word Card

Whale And Bird

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The answer is yes: always. Parents are progammed to believe that their babies are the cutest thing on the planet and we must not burst their bubble. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Do I Have To Pretend Card

Scribbler

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Congratulate a dog mum or dad on their new, furry arrival! You can tell it's theres straight away, the likeness is just uncanny. Designed by Scribbler.

Wonderful Pawrent Card

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Av-ing a baby? Let them know they'll smash parenthood with this funny, foodie pregnancy Baby Shower card by Pearl Ivy.

Going To Avo Baby Card

Pearl Ivy

Having a baby is a massive deal! Warn them of all the sleepless nights and dirty nappies with this brilliant Lucy Maggie card.

Holy Shit You're Having A Baby Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

You've Got A Bum Bum In Your Tum Tum. Better get her prepared for the baby talk with this funny pregnancy design by The Cardy Club. This white pregnancy card says A Bum Bum In Your Tum Tum.

You've Got A Bum Bum In Your Tum Tum Card

The Cardy Club

Labour Party, by Full Fat. I guess that's one way to think about the labour party? move over Corbyn there's a new labour star. Send this funny card to the left leaning new parent!

Labour Party Card

Full Fat Cards

Let your favourite couple know you are so excited got their next adventure with this pun-tastic Anniversary card.

Congratulations To A Cracking Couple Card

Jessica Eyre

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Well when you put it like that they'll need all the luck they can get! Send you well wishes with this hilarious card from King B.

Good Luck Squeezing A Baby Out Card

King B

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Aw, so cute! Such a shame it can't stay this size, life would be so much easier, eh? Congratulate new parents-to-be on their impending arrival, designed by Scribbler.

Have A Little Bean Card

Scribbler

I'm sure there are a lot of other similarities that could be listed here - but these are the highlights. Send this Baby Shower card to a mum-to-be who'll appreciate the comparisons.

Just Like College Baby Card

PaperFreckles

Obviously, they don!t know you at all if they think you turned out just fine. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

You Turned Out Just Fine Card

Bold and Bright

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Children aren't just for Christmas, kids. They're FOREVER! Enjoy never having money to spend on yourself again. New baby design by Scribbler.

Rinse You Of All Your Money Card

Scribbler

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Up the duff, knocked up, bun in the oven? However you want to put it, congratulate a mate with this hilariously blunt pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Congrats You're Up The Duff Card

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