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Funny Pregnancy Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs

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Great news! Soon there'll be a little rugrat roaming about, leaving sh*t everywhere for you to spend your life picking up. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Preggerz

Let your friend know what an awesome parent their going to be with this lovely new baby card by Angela Chick.

Baby On The Way

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You're not jealous at all! Babies may not be your thing, but you can still find a pretty big positive (or two) to celebrate with this funny photo upload card by Scribbler.

Congrats Huge Boobs

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Some of us were really out here making tiny humans in Lockdown whilst the rest of us were just surviving. Send congrats on their overachieving with this funny design by Scribbler.

New Baby

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word

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To be fair new mums will agree babies are much harder work! Say congrats for the time off with this cute card by Scribbler.

Did You Make A Baby

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

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Basically we've all drank our own pee. The creation of human life is just an amazing thing isn't it?? Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Baby Fun Fact

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Show some expecting parents a reassuring glimpse oh, roughly 9 months into their future with this hilarious (for you) yet terrifying (for them) congratulations card by King B.

Parenting Malarkey

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Wait, you mean to tell me that some people actually want to get pregnant?! Shocking, I know. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

You're Pregnant

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We don't want to upset you or anything during this already emotional time, but your vagina will never be the same again, just saying. Congrats though! Designed by King B.

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