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Funny Pregnancy Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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The perfect card for anyone knocked up in lock down!

Locked Up 'N' Knocked Up

Turn cacti into cact-us with this cute cartoon cactus card. Designed by Doodles From My Brain

Would You Like Some Desert?

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

The toughest job in the world, made a little bit easier with 3 simple ingredients and this Redback card.


Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.


Some of us were really out here making tiny humans in Lockdown whilst the rest of us were just surviving. Send congrats on their overachieving with this funny design by Scribbler.

New Baby

The Official Milf card is a chance to celebrate a lady friend becoming a new mother, a spouse telling their partner they're a cougar or a chance for a secret admirer to tell a hot momma that they would like to frolic with them.

Official Milf

Time to celebrate the return of your drinking buddy! Fulfil your role as supportive friend and fun auntie with this new baby design by Scribbler.

Finally We Can Drink

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker

The Official Mummy card is a chance to celebrate a lady friend becoming a new Mummy.

Official Mummy

Let your friend know what an awesome parent their going to be with this lovely new baby card by Angela Chick.

Baby On The Way

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You're not jealous at all! Babies may not be your thing, but you can still find a pretty big positive (or two) to celebrate with this funny photo upload card by Scribbler.

Congrats Huge Boobs

Oh, and don't make the mistake of thinking it gets any better once they hit their teenage years. More like 10 times worse! Designed by King B.

Decade Of Chaos

You could pretend there was no children Nd just ignore them overtime they asked for something. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Stay At Home Mum

The tastiest of mums. It's official they are one yummy mummy. Make them smile with this fun card from Kazvare Made It.

Yummy Mummy

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