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Swearing Off To University Cards

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This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

For someone special who's the human equivalent of pink, sparkly unicorn sh*t. Give them the highest level of compliment with this magical design by Whale & Bird.

You're The Shit

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

Who doesn't like to celebrate an occasion by forcing a panda to drink prosecco! Just us?? A congratulations card designed by Do Something David.

Fuck Yeah

All you'll ever hear from now on is how poor they are, or how they go sooo wasted the other day. You definitely won't hear about how their lectures are going! Wish them good luck at uni and bring them down a peg or two with this card by Cunning Linguist.

Uni Wanker

Do you have a southern friend who can take a joke? Send this Brainbox Candy card for any occasion.

Southerners

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