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Swearing New Job Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Fuck Your Job. Sorry You're Leaving. A rude Dean Morris leaving card for anyone who still remembers typewriters. The perfect leaving card for a colleague who has just been promoted, fired or retired.

Fuck Your Job

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

Another great personalised card from the At Work range from Modern Toss.  Reality-based version of blue-sky thinking.

Just Say It

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The word fuck can go with almost anything! Make a tick in one of the boxes of this card by Scribbler and let them know how you feel.

The Fuck List

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This is a great New Job card from Scribbler with a creative twist. Stress relief for every worker.

How To Be Successful At Work

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

File Fuck It

Favourite position? CEO. Women can embody BDE too, so send this classically inspired, Jolly Awesome design to celebrate a bad bitch.

Big Dick Energy

For someone special who's the human equivalent of pink, sparkly unicorn sh*t. Give them the highest level of compliment with this magical design by Whale & Bird.

You're The Shit

At least they have some charm! Let them know what a useless tosser they are with this hilarious birthday card by Dean Morris.

Useless Tosser

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They're escaping the office - to start in another. I guess progress is progress? Say Well Done to the office jumper with this cute card from King B.

New Job

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We don't think you can get much better than fab as fuck to be perfectly honest! So, let them know how fabulous they are with this awesome Scribbler card.

Fab As Fuck

There's nothing fun about the working world, let's face it. But maybe you can put a smile on their face with this new job card by Cunning Linguist.

New Job Wanker

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That shit deserves a high five! So, say Well Done with that awesome card by Scribbler.

High Five Mother Fucker

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Remind your colleague that no matter where they run, annoying customers will always follow with this card by Scribbler.

Work Tip 89

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