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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Favourite position? CEO. Women can embody BDE too, so send this classically inspired, Jolly Awesome design to celebrate a bad bitch.

Big Dick Energy

Do you know someone who's always moaning about their manager? Then send them this hilarious Modern Toss card for any occasion.

Line Manager

Send this Modern Toss card to someone who's co-workers are a little bothersome to say the least!

Tweet

This Modern Toss card is ideal for anyone who likes to exaggerate things on their CV!

Lap Dancing

A card perfect for the co-worker that you didn!t really care about. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Off You Fuck

For someone special who's the human equivalent of pink, sparkly unicorn sh*t. Give them the highest level of compliment with this magical design by Whale & Bird.

You're The Shit

Doing literally nothing > doing literally anything and it!s not even a close one. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Doing Shit Is Overrated

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

File Fuck It

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The word fuck can go with almost anything! Make a tick in one of the boxes of this card by Scribbler and let them know how you feel.

The Fuck List

Another great personalised card from the At Work range from Modern Toss.  Reality-based version of blue-sky thinking.

Just Say It

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That shit deserves a high five! So, say Well Done with that awesome card by Scribbler.

High Five Mother Fucker

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This is a great New Job card from Scribbler with a creative twist. Stress relief for every worker.

How To Be Successful At Work

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They're escaping the office - to start in another. I guess progress is progress? Say Well Done to the office jumper with this cute card from King B.

New Job

Does Office Bants get you through the work day? Then send a fellow bantersaurus rex this hilarious Tillovision card and brighten their miserable day.

Office Banter

At least they have some charm! Let them know what a useless tosser they are with this hilarious birthday card by Dean Morris.

Useless Tosser

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