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Retro New Job Cards

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Fuck Your Job. Sorry You're Leaving. A rude Dean Morris leaving card for anyone who still remembers typewriters. The perfect leaving card for a colleague who has just been promoted, fired or retired.

Fuck Your Job

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris cards!

File Fuck It

At least they have some charm! Let them know what a useless tosser they are with this hilarious birthday card by Dean Morris.

Useless Tosser

The most important question in working life at the moment. Forget hash-tag Me Too with this Dean Morris card.

Porn Button

Send this Brainbox Candy card to someone who is just as likely to have gotten boob job as well as a new job.

Boob Job

Would this Dean Morris card count as a doctors note? Worth a try.

Work Rash

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