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Funny New Home Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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The win makes them forget about the mess until they trip over it in the morning trying to get to the paracetamol cupboard. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Friends Care About Wine

Ever spent 15 minutes looking for something that was right in front of your face. This Lucilla Lavender card illustrates your frustrations perfectly!

I Can'T See The Jam

Keep Calm Home, New Home Card by Bluebell 33. It's really true that home is where the heart is, and they've just moved both. A homely card to get them exited about their new home!

Keep Calm Home

Congrats on your new home - good luck getting the couch in! Pay for delivery, don't do a Ross. New home design by Lucy Maggie.

Congrats On The New Home

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Make sure you knock before you enter and always let them know you're coming around; you don't want to walk in on something questionable! Say congrats to the new home with this hilarious Jeffrey and Janice card.

Congrats On Your New Shag Pad

Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won'T Miss You

Depends what neighbours, hopefully not dolly from 37 she!s a bitch. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Swinging Neighbours

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Congrats on moving but more importantly, be a doll and bring me back some meatballs would ya? New home design by Scribbler.

Congrats On The New Place

The Well Done Dickhead card is a chance to celebrate your family and friend's personal triumphs.

Well Done Dickhead

Let's hope they can keep this house cleaner than what their last one was! A new home card designed by Jolly Awesome.

Damn Shit Got Real

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Well check you out! I thought house-owners were all but extinct. Send this Scribbler design to your one proper adult friend.

You Now Own A Place

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Hey, they're your best friend: their home is your home! Make them feel at home in their new place by barging in like normal. Designed by Scribbler.

Knock Knock

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Imagine MTV Cribs but WAY shitter, excuse the pun. New home design by Scribbler.

Tour Of Your New Gaff

Which housemate are you? This brilliant card by Alice Belvoir for East End Prints perfectly sums up the different personalities you find in a house share.

Housemates

when you can't believe the news, they're telling you this is the card to get! Designed by Bettie Confetti.

Shut The Front Door

Don't worry Boris, it'll be a party of 6, we promise! Send congrats on their new home with this Lucy Maggie card.

Party At Your Place

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