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Funny New Home Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Sick of staring at the same four walls? Us too! Congratulate them on an upgrade and much needed change of scenery with this funny new home card by Scribbler.

Lockdown Location Upgrade

Ever spent 15 minutes looking for something that was right in front of your face. This Lucilla Lavender card illustrates your frustrations perfectly!

I Can't See The Jam

The win makes them forget about the mess until they trip over it in the morning trying to get to the paracetamol cupboard. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Friends Care About Wine

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Get ready for a Zoom housewarming with an MTV welcome to my crib style house tour! Send congrats on the new home with this Scribbler card and maybe one day you'll get to see the real thing.

Congrats On The New Home

Keep Calm Home, New Home Card by Bluebell 33. It's really true that home is where the heart is, and they've just moved both. A homely card to get them exited about their new home!

Keep Calm Home

Congrats on your new home - good luck getting the couch in! Pay for delivery, don't do a Ross. New home design by Lucy Maggie.

Congrats On The New Home

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Make sure you knock before you enter and always let them know you're coming around; you don't want to walk in on something questionable! Say congrats to the new home with this hilarious Jeffrey and Janice card.

Congrats On Your New Shag Pad

Don't worry Boris, it'll be a party of 6, we promise! Send congrats on their new home with this Lucy Maggie card.

Party At Your Place

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Congrats on moving but more importantly, be a doll and bring me back some meatballs would ya? New home design by Scribbler.

Congrats On the New Place

Shit just got real. Welcome them to their brand-new home with this hilarious Whale And Bird card.

New Pad!

Congratulate someone on a new job by letting them know that they will not be missed. A card designed by Quite Good Cards.

We Won't Miss you

Move from fantasy poop to the real stuff with a This Mama Does card.

Shit Just Got Real

Which housemate are you? This brilliant card by Alice Belvoir for East End Prints perfectly sums up the different personalities you find in a house share.

Housemates

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Imagine MTV Cribs but WAY shitter, excuse the pun. New home design by Scribbler.

Tour Of Your New Gaff

Let's hope they can actually be bothered to clean this one, but let's be real, they probably won't. A card by Alicorn cards.

New House

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Their door is always open, or so you thought! Say congratulations on the new home with this rude card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Come The Fuck In

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Send the Oppenheim brothers, Jason and Brett to welcome them to their dream home with this Selling Sunset inspired Scribbler card.

Congrats On The New Home

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Aww they really shouldn't have! Your dog is SUPER excited to christen the new home. Designed by Scribbler.

New Carpets To Piss On

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